morrison men

Someone who takes peoples money but fails to do the work.

A dodgy tradesman who gets chased down the street by A Current Affair after getting paid to do work but never showing up.

A dodgy politician who is there for the photo opportunity but never there for the follow up.

The "morrison men" are fixers according to Jenny. They just aren't very good at it.

morrison men by Anonald May 14, 2022

Morrison of doors

Construction Unit: an lethal overdose amount of doors

Person 1: what happened here?

Person 2: there was an accident.
Person 1: please explain.
Person 2: the cops came and left behind this Morrison of doors for me to clean up.

Person 1: where’s the front door?

Morrison of doors by Jen Bird October 3, 2023

morrison cabonilas 

A man who manages a cafe. When the prying eyes of the public finally scamper away from him he begins his true hobby. Elf Slave Trade, Morrison travels to New Zealand bi-weekly to ensure that his elves are up to par, he kills the slightly stubby ones, and fornicates with the well built ones. Once done with this activity Morrison returns to the cafe to continue his cycle of laundering money to fund more elven sex camps. Truly an abhorrent being.

Jong - "Hey you see morrison cabonilas on the news?"

Scott - "Yeah looks like they finally caught that sick son of a bitch"

morrison cabonilas by Scott Thommy February 8, 2024

Doing a Morrison 

A range of tactics for dodging your responsibilities, including (but not limited to): going missing when the going gets tough; passing the buck; and talking your way out of a tight spot with an empty promise.

Australian slang. Inspired by Australia’s 30th Prime Minister Scott Morrison.

(NOTE: ‘Doing a Morrison’ is not to be confused with ‘Getting Morrisoned’, which usually involves you losing either your pre-selection (see Michael Towke), your job (see Christine Holgate), or your credit for a job well done (see nearly everyone else).)

Crew member 1: “The ship’s taking on water. We’re sinking. Where the bloody hell’s the captain?”
Crew member 2: “Oh, he’s already done a Morrison and racked off in a lifeboat.”

Barry: “How did you get your creditors off your back.”
Bruce: “Too easy. I told them the, ah, cheque was in the mail. Did a total Morrison.”

Delia: “Did you eat the last Tim Tam?”
Nev (wiping chocolate from his lips): “No. It must have been… the other guy.”
Delia: “What other guy? You’re doing a Morrison, aren’t you?”

“Yeah mate, it was piss easy, I just did a Morrison. Promised I’d always love her and she believed it and gave me the money.”

Doing a Morrison by M_TURNBULL October 9, 2021

matthew morrison 

war criminal

matthew morrison is a war criminal

matthew morrison by peepeep00p00man November 13, 2020

Jim Morrison Scream 

A trademark of Jim Morrison. Heard in songs such as "Light My Fire" it is an absolute embodiment and representation of the legend. When performed correctly, the performer will take a deep breath, and then let out a very low, raspy, almost gasp-like shout that will sound like they've been a lifetime smoker. Popular among annoyances and pranksters, letting out a Jim Morrison scream during a family prayer without warning will guarentee a laugh 100% of the time.

My family and I were sitting down to eat our Thanksgiving turkey, and while we were praying, I just randomly let out a Jim Morrison scream, FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

Jim Morrison Scream by Stewy D June 22, 2011

Jennifer Morrison 

The best person you'll ever know of. she's beautiful, smart, talented and overall just amazing! she played Emma Swan on Once Upon A Time and Dr Allison Cameron on House along with many other roles. She has an adorable dog named Ava who she's obsessed with. Enjoys coffee.

Oh my gosh!! Jennifer Morrison is such a smol bean!!
I know right!

Jennifer Morrison by dfgrht July 19, 2017