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mobney

What snarky poker players call money. Originally a simple typo in an online boast made by ten-time world champion Phil Hellmuth, "I have ALL the glory, titles and ALL the mobney" the word "mobney" is currently used:

a) to humorously and indirectly refer to Phil Hellmuth without saying his name

b) to poke fun at another player or oneself for being arrogant or overconfident a la Hellmuth.

Other Hellmuth typos which have come into current usage in the poker community are "jopke", "morno" and "donkeys alwasy draw".
"You're just jealous of Phil! He has all the mobney and all the bracelets. Anyone who says otherwise is a JOPKE"
by allogroomer March 19, 2007
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Marnesha

Marnesha is the most coolest & thourough girl you'll ever meet. It is hard not to fall in love with her. She is very nice when she wants to be, but mostly a mean bitch. She is a great friend & adviser. Once you get aquatinted with her keep her close, she's someone you never want to lose.
Marnesha doesn't want your boyfriend, your boyfriend wants her.
by Chicken9march July 12, 2017
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moneshia

A sweet, caring, and gorgeous girl. Cares for everyone she is around. Won't take any shit from nobody. Occasionally short mostly tall. Has a big butt. And one of the most amazing person you could ever meet or know.
Moneshia is the best!!!
by 00 the hero March 17, 2017
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monesha

Monesha is the most beautiful girl to walk this earth
most girls named Monesha has dark skin.
A shy girl with a lot to say & smart in her own way
loves music and to do her own thing.
Everyone should have a Monesha in their life
She also has a big booty
"Hey do you see that girl over there with that big booty?"
"Yeah,what a Monesha!"
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moned

the feeling you get after eating a strip of acid
i just ate lots of acid, i am now moned
by shroomcock September 26, 2013
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Marnee

is an amazing name.
Marnee is simply awesome.
by hek-ee June 29, 2011
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marned

to get screwed on a regular basis.

similar to taking a fist in the ass with sand as a lubricant.
Soldier 1: damn we gotta sleep in 30 degree weather with a leaky tent what the hell!?!
Soldier 2: dude you just got marned
Soldier 1: oh i forgot Fort Stewart rules!! whoo!! *sob*
by dabooner February 9, 2007
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