(1) To be verbally or emotionally traumatized--either professionally or personally--by your boss.
(2) To be bested in an argument, or forcibly subdued by the fact that you're speaking to your boss.
(3) Occasionally used to refer to a loud shout of your name from another room--only to find out that you're being assigned some trivial task, as in, 'JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFF! Put this over there.'
N.B. Sometimes used alongside references to Stockholm Syndrome
(2) To be bested in an argument, or forcibly subdued by the fact that you're speaking to your boss.
(3) Occasionally used to refer to a loud shout of your name from another room--only to find out that you're being assigned some trivial task, as in, 'JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFF! Put this over there.'
N.B. Sometimes used alongside references to Stockholm Syndrome
"Dude, how long do I have to be at this company before I stop getting Morked?"
"Can you believe I got Morked on a Friday afternoon?"
"My boss told me the first answer on the list was wrong. Totally Morked."
"Can you believe I got Morked on a Friday afternoon?"
"My boss told me the first answer on the list was wrong. Totally Morked."
by theperennialvictims September 26, 2014
by Lincoln June 27, 2003
The known warhammer gods are: Gork, an Orcish warrior god; Mork, another Orc deity; Nurgle, lord of decay; Slaanesh, seductive prince of Chaos; Khorne, The Bloodletter; and Tzeentch, god of chaotic change.
by Warhammer Nerd March 27, 2004
Morking
Made famous by Robin Williams on "Mork & Mindy," stick your pinky and ring fingers up a girls ass, then jam your middle and index fingers up her cunt. Not complete until you finish it off with a Nanoo-Nanoo!
Made famous by Robin Williams on "Mork & Mindy," stick your pinky and ring fingers up a girls ass, then jam your middle and index fingers up her cunt. Not complete until you finish it off with a Nanoo-Nanoo!
by Spum August 24, 2006
The act of gathering in a Lidl hypermarket with your satan worshipping friend to rape a weakling guy between the shelves using random objects to insert in his anus and urethra
by BogusAnalus December 22, 2022
Similar to the "shocker," the "Mork" involves inserting the first two fingers (index and ring fingers)into a female's vaginal opening while the third and fourth fingers (ring and pinky fingers) are inserted into the female's anal opening, all the while repeating the words, "nanu, nanu..." in a "Mork-like" voice.
"Hello dearest, I have a "Mork" for you. Nanu, nanu!!!
n. - morker, morkee
vt. - morks, morking, morked
n. - morker, morkee
vt. - morks, morking, morked
by Tentius August 22, 2003
guy 1 : hey where were you last night guy 2.
guy 2 : I was morking.
guy 1 : man I hate Differential Equations.
guy 2 : I was morking.
guy 1 : man I hate Differential Equations.
by daniel duke September 08, 2006