Imagine a rainy day, and you’re walking home without an umbrella listening to the pitter patter of the raindrops hit the cement. That’s Moritz. A man who wallows, waits, worries and wonders. You might share a serene moment with him under an umbrella in the rain as he insists on walking you home, even going as far as to ensure you catch your subway back to the airport on time. He might have secret talents. What are they? You’ll have to stick around to find out. Moritz is a man with distinct and refined tastes. He might even think that Morrissey is pretentious, but that won’t affect your constant listening of The Smiths. He’s okay.
Moritz is wallowing again.
by Nkolski January 02, 2019
by Abendshcwingen February 06, 2022
Moritz is a German boy who is great at almost every sport. He wins at every game he plays. He likes to play with a partner to pass to them.
by CurlyTugboat January 16, 2022
Moritz is gay
by lollolololololololololololol January 11, 2019
by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE May 09, 2019
by SwagggyP February 11, 2021
First found in Moritz Schaeuffelen, Moritz Syndrome is a non-communicable disease that makes you suck ass at video games no matter how much you practice.
by Jamieooobrien November 03, 2011