Moritz

Imagine a rainy day, and you’re walking home without an umbrella listening to the pitter patter of the raindrops hit the cement. That’s Moritz. A man who wallows, waits, worries and wonders. You might share a serene moment with him under an umbrella in the rain as he insists on walking you home, even going as far as to ensure you catch your subway back to the airport on time. He might have secret talents. What are they? You’ll have to stick around to find out. Moritz is a man with distinct and refined tastes. He might even think that Morrissey is pretentious, but that won’t affect your constant listening of The Smiths. He’s okay.

Moritz is wallowing again.

by Nkolski January 2, 2019

Moritz

Moritz is a German boy who is great at almost every sport. He wins at every game he plays. He likes to play with a partner to pass to them.

He is as good as a Moritz at sports

by CurlyTugboat January 16, 2022

Moritz

HAHA xD imagine man ist single

Moritz hat nen großen, (habe Zeugen)

by Abendshcwingen February 6, 2022

Moritz

sucks d*** in his free time

Moritz is gay

by lollolololololololololololol January 11, 2019

Moritz

a big ol GERMAN CUNT who likes to lick vomit of people's boobies

A: GOD IS THAT MORITZ?
B:YEAH, YOU CAN TELL HIM APART B WHAT HE'S DOING

by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE May 9, 2019

moritz brothers

Two guys (usually already named Moritz) that are hot as fuck

Girl 1: ouuh look at these two. They are soooo hot.

Girl 2: they are probably Moritz Brothers

by SwagggyP February 11, 2021

Moritz Syndrome

First found in Moritz Schaeuffelen, Moritz Syndrome is a non-communicable disease that makes you suck ass at video games no matter how much you practice.

Drew Santoro has Moritz Syndrome. Big Time.

by Jamieooobrien November 3, 2011