Dicky Mopper

Something used to clean your dick after sex/materbation

Aka: cum rag

I wouldn't touch anything next to a 15 year olds bed because it may be his Dicky Mopper

by Sparkle donkey 912 March 9, 2018

jizz mopper

An occupation consisting of duties requiring one to mop up the ejaculant in a private booth after an erotic entertainment session.

Ted is the jizz mopper at the Pink Poodle. He wears shoes with lots of traction.

by Batman April 11, 2002

mopper

A mopper is a guy with a long hair. The length can vary from just below the ears down to the shoulders.

Jack is a fit mopper

by mopperluver September 3, 2005

Pro-Mopery

In favor of exposing yourself to a blind man.

Do you support mopery in your campaign? Yes, I am pro-mopery.

by Slim-Jim04 July 9, 2007

jizz-mopper

You know in a stripclub, there are certain 'rooms' that a guy can watch sexual acts and men can 'beat it like it's hot', then it's everywhere. Well a jizz-mopper is the unfortunate soul that has to clean up in time for the next customer.

Ooooooooo, that was some good action with my jackson. O, I've made a mess. That poor jizz-mopper has an uphill battle here, and here, and here, and here, and here, how did I offload on the ceiling?

by Muse_Luver December 5, 2009

jizz mopper

The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.

The Jizz-Mopper needed someone to scrape the crust from the 4" heels while she squeegeed the lens.

by Axa September 16, 2005

giz mopper

the person that mops up the semen after a porn movie scene is shot, (most likely the janitor of the studio)

Bob, has a tough job, being a giz mopper is not easy, by the end of the day, his hands are all sticky.

by paco_jerte May 13, 2006