moosages

another name for messages used by stupid people who think its cool

I have 3 new MOOSAGES in my inbox.

by dumb squid April 8, 2010

moodage

A type of bed.

I bought a moodage last week for me and my wife.

by JSU December 25, 2017

mookage

ode or you js doin too much like you draggin it yk

Ek was being made mookage today he kept tryna hit on my girl

by nyashlover.4l March 7, 2023

mossage

A rub-a-dub dat you give someone while he's lying on a thick green "natural carpet" in da woods.

Giving someone a mossage can be super-delightful, in dat you both will be totally "at one with nature"; just be aware dat it could quickly turn into a disgusting "message" if there is mud or excess moisture on said fluffy cushiony surface!

by QuacksO November 5, 2023