moonysmalfoy

A wattpad user that loves making people cry. (Probably a sociopath)

“Did you read Just Another Slytherin on wattpad?” “No I haven’t yet who’s it by?” “It’s by moonysmalfoy” “Ok! Thanks. I’ll start reading!” “…good luck…”

by urfavemotionalwreck August 28, 2021

oklahoma moonpie

when eating a girl out doggie style, and she projectile shits on your face.

Suzy got a hold of a bad taco and gave her boyfriend an oklahoma moonpie.

by seth2780 April 5, 2008

Moonspell

A very good metal band, I recommend the album 'antidote'

Me: Hey, you know a band called Moonspell
Them: No
Me: Pulls out gas powered bazooka

by David May 13, 2005

Moony

Mentally or Emotionally unstable

Her: “you okay?”
Him: “yeah just feeling a little moony thats all..”

by blah blah blah hi June 14, 2018

moonpatch

The lighted area around the moon at night. When its cloudy, the moon illuminates the clouds in a circle of light.

omg! look at the moon in its moonpatch of lightness!

by laaadeeedaaaa March 30, 2011

Moonpebble

The exposed area of scrotum that is visible whilst performing a moonie.

Some guy mooned me in the street, I was astounded by the size of his moonpebble

by Someotherguy December 12, 2014

Moonspotting

The act of constantly checking a cryptocurrency price chart to ensure that the price doesn't 'moon' in your absence.

The crypto would likely be a low marketcap shitcoin where setting price alerts would be impossible due to them not being present on any of the major price-tracking sites

My girlfriend thinks I'm studying real hard. Little does she know that I'm secretly Moonspotting when she's not looking

by Stanton_Warrior May 29, 2021