cubicle monkey

Pronunciation Key (kyoob-ikel mung-kee)
n. pl. cubicle monkeys

An anonymous, soulless white-collar cubicle dweller.

Bob is a cubicle monkey. He works from nine to five doing God-knows-what under fluorescent lights in a moveable three-walled office.

by W. Elliott April 23, 2006

monkey rack

A hairy chest.

Geezzz, why not get some hair removal from that monkey rack!

by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016

Brit Monkey

A way a tech support scammer calls someone from the United Kingdom

Scammer: are your from the UK
Victim: Yes I'm from the UK
Scammer: you pice of shit you a Brit Monkey

by BritMonkeyDextopHasWirus August 11, 2016

Wet Pancakes and Monkey Donuts

When your friend use this it means she isn't sober

Kloey's spirit animals are wet pancakes and monkey donuts

by Kloepetr November 1, 2020

swapping the monkey

a feat of stealth used by thieves to successfully pilfer items atop a pressure plate.

wife speaking to her husband: why is this coffee so weak, were you fucking swapping the monkey with your cup in the coffee maker again? that's it! we're getting a divorce!

by WordRepoMan January 15, 2013

Moke Philosophy

A seemingly counter-intuitive school of thought emphasizing the importance of the present. Moke philosophy was founded by the legendary Elder Archimandrite Mokentius himself soon after attaining enlightenment under the shade of a protractor. This profound philosophy encourages clarity of mind, skillful focus on any given task, and a general sense of ease in life affirmed by the central tenets of "Don't Care" and "Tough Shit", often abbreviated as "DC" and "TS" to avoid offending the more delicate among his tutelage.

Mr. Moke often motivates his students with the allure of material wealth and affluence in order to get them to strive for their utmost best every waking moment.

Mr. Moke: "Sarah whats the difference between triangle A and triangle B?"
Sarah: "Nothing"
Mr. Moke: "Looks like someone has been subscribing to Moke Philosophy!"
Student 4: "Whaaa?"
(Mr. Moke shakes his head and precedes to write TS on the whiteboard)

by SuperUber255 January 16, 2019

monke

our ancestors, monke, used to roam the land millions of years ago before we were born. their majestik monkeness has allowed us to evolve into the hooman. we must thank monke. we must praise monke. we must love monke.

I love monke, thank you monke.

by The Globlogabgalab February 8, 2021