cessation of the moontimes

when the female types stop getting the moontimes, aka MENOPAUZ

my mom really has been sassy recently, probably due to the cessation of the moontimes.

by Bill McGassy October 6, 2008

Mooftie

a slang or derogatory term used when describing a straight person.

Guy1: See that guy over there?
Guy2: Yeah what about him?
Guy1: I think hes hot

Guy2: yeah but i hear he's a Mooftie

Guy1: aww that sucks

by Billy Kay. November 20, 2010

moftiss

Moftiss are actually the name of the evil pair formed by Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss, writers of BBC Sherlock that only brought sorrows to the fandom. They are, for a fact, each an half of Satan's soul. The two together formed the entirety of Satan's being.

Person 1 : cry
Person 2 : oh. Moftiss strikes again.

by Johnlock-is-the-only-valid-shi June 16, 2017

Mootie patootie

Mootie patootie is a word tiktok user michaelaftonsfave made and is used on friends or mutuals.

Are you having a good day mootie patootie?

by ikyrie February 25, 2022

mootie patootie

a silly nickname given to online mutuals

“this is my mootie patootie named jack!”
“im very delighted to have you around mootie patootie”

by unknown22708 March 4, 2022

moostina

adjective: A moostina is a female who leads on an unsuspecting man by acting perky and or beanly, in a way that has the affected man driven crazy. Moostinas come in all shapes and sizes but you can immediately spot one from a mile away.

That Moostina over there led poor Ken on, now he's lost in the tinder abyss

by Rex Modene June 5, 2022

mooft

When you are brought to tears by a seemingly ordinary inanimate object.
For example when Keith Brymer Jones cries when presented with a cup.

He was mooft by the cup.

by B00B135 September 17, 2023