Mooch

Someone who invites you over only if you have weed for them to smoke and beer for them to drink.
regular person - "What are you doing tonight"
mooch- "Uh nothing, just sitting watching lost by myself."
regular- "oh that's cool i gotta cash my paycheck"
mooch- "COME OVER AFTERWARDS!!!!! LET'S SMOKE!"

wash rinse repeat.
by beansbeans123 June 16, 2010
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1)walking randomly and aimlessly around, or just hanging out with nothing to do
2) something to say when you're not sure really what to do
1)
girl 1: what are you doing?
girl 2: nothing, just mooching

2)
girl 1: what doy uo want to do now?
girl 2: i don't know, let's just mooch.
by kathryn!!! September 07, 2007
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Someone who wants something for free ... someone who takes and takes but doesn't give.
Potluck type of thing scheduled at work and only 1/2 the people bring stuff yet they wanna eat the grub. Not cool ... definately a freeloader.
by Milton June 17, 2004
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A person who takes everyone elses shit; sometimes the mooch will ask for something (like one chip from the bag), and then continue to eat those chips until the bag is completely finished. This also known as a Mathew Hunter Cullen.
My friend came over today and he Mathew Cullened all my food! What a Mooch.
by Scott & Justin February 12, 2008
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Mooch is when you do something for no real reason or you just aimlessly carry out tasks subconsiously.
I was in my room just having a mooch.

I wasn't really doing anything, just mooching around

We mooched around the mall for a bit.
by James2968 February 10, 2011
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A guy who always accepts an invitation for pizza, never to return the favor. Will smoke your cigars even though his humidor is full. Will drink your alcohol first, especially skinnies, so he can take his home. He is 85 true story!
Does that mooch have to be invited to the draft again? Drank all my beer, smoked all my cigars, and did not even chip in on pizza.
by Buffalo Hunter August 15, 2014
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Steves a mooch!
by mooseknuckles November 14, 2002
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