Moongooning

To goon while the moon is up in the night. Very tribal activity to be done around a huge fire under the moon.

A parody of the word gooning
Credit of this word goes to the goons, a podcast you should definitely watch

Daily moongooner: Man, you should take on the moongooning session with me and after, DO NOT FORGET TO SOUND SOFTLY whilst doing the moongooning.
Average dooo viewer: Skoden STOODIS!!

by TheMoongooner December 22, 2023

Moongooning

A form of sexual pleasure, often commonly done by males, on a surface that is relatable to zero gravity, for example a rocking chair, swing, etc.

Im gonna go on the swing and enjoy my moongooning sesh

by Synapseioises December 1, 2024

Moongoon

A form of masturbation done late at night, seemingly more of a ritual. involving wearing a skirt and gooning until you see a deity known as The Mighty Buffalo, which moongooning requires you to decapitate. Then you need to drink the blood of an elk directly from its skull. You must moongoon at least once a week after your first moongoon or else an eight legged Chinese man will brutally murder you

"I totally love moongooning!"

by The Beneficial Tailor January 27, 2024

moongooing

Moongooing is were you put glue on the moon.🖐🏻👁️👄👁️🤚🏻

I want too go moongooing one day

by Spider-Man2.0 February 6, 2024

MOONGOONING

The ancient spiritual ritual, were follower's of the unwritten creed gather under the crown of a full Moon and begin the ritual of Gooning, Offering the ash's of grandpa to the phoenix bringing about its resurrection. Knowing it is our only hope against 8 legged Chinese man and providing salvation for all.

You will follow in your fathers footsteps, as his father and his fathers father did, moongooning is all that keeps the world falling apart, Davo

by Poet3991 February 8, 2024

Moongooner

A person who follows the art of moongooning, i.e. a spiritual Native American ritual that involves gooning into an elk’s entrails after blowing the head off a buffalo in an effort to summon the phoenix. It is important to have a moongooner’s license and a registered priest to oversee the session to ensure that the moongooner squad follows the correct path

My moongooner gang is planning something with Eagle Eye at 1:00 in the morning, you in?

by EagleEyeMoonGoon February 8, 2024

MOONGOONER

An Individual who partakes in The ancient spiritual ritual, were follower's of the unwritten creed gather under the crown of a full Moon and begin the ritual of Gooning, Offering the ash's of grandpa to the phoenix bringing about its resurrection. Knowing it is our only hope against the beast of legend and providing salvation for all.

It was on the twelfth night, that the MOONGOONER beacon was set, by the eleventh night, the beast was no more

by Poet3991 February 15, 2024