Monty

A male with exceptionally large genetalia usually 11 1/2 inches or more. As in Monty Python therefore having a python as male genetalia. Partners are usually referred to as snake charmers.

Why am i so happy? I was with this guy last nite, he was called Dave but i'll be calling him Monty from now on!

by Pandalover69 March 1, 2009

Monti

A really sweet, caring guy. A really good boyfriend and not frigid. Very athletic and is really good at football. Can be a jerk sometimes but overall really funny and kind to the ones he loves. He's a momma's boy and loves his family more than anything.

Monti really is goated.

by TheRealGOATT November 28, 2020

Monty

Monty’s are the best people in the world and usually have a massive dick. They are always making you happy and know how to make you laugh.

Hey Monty you have a massive dick and you are so funny

by Dabestboiii October 17, 2019

Monty

Slang term for money.

Paúl: Did we make any.........monty?

by ghost towne December 27, 2020

montie

common name for social outcasts. most likely has a pee kink and makes instagram edits

montie: hi
girl: hey
montie: send pee audios
*blocked*

by anonymous January 31, 2021

Monty

a person who dates or hooks up with a friend of a close family member in secrecy.

He had sex with his sister's best friend, and she doesn't know? Such a Monty.

SHE'S DATING HER DAD'S BESTFRIEND'S SON?! WHAT A MONTY MOVE.

by Montianna August 20, 2013

Monty

A word that can be used to substitute any phrase in a sentence.

I gotta take a Monty. Holy Monty. Son of a Monty. Your mom cooks Monty meals. Monty. You’re a Monty lover. FUCK THIS AND MY MONTY HAVE MERCY UPON YOUR PUNY SOULS!

by Don’t Touch Me!!! April 24, 2018