MONTREAL 

Where else in North America can you go gamble in a casino, drink liquor in a park, smoke spliffs on the street and see the hottest strippers in the world? Oh yeah - legal drinking age is 18!!!

You want to party - come to montreal.

MONTREAL by Citizentom March 16, 2004

montreal 

A fine city with a rich and unique history, lovely parks, and a diverse population that is typically recognized for being little more than a great party town by unbelievably lame American jerkoffs who go there to get wasted and hit strip joints.

"I love Montreal! Supersexe is so cool and the Peel Pub is the best bar ev--ARRRGHHH!" (gets punched).

montreal by Tyler July 27, 2004

Montreal Canadiens

The most storied hockey team and quite possibly sports team in history. Almost every great NHL player has played for the Montreal Canadiens. With 24 Stanley Cups, the most successfull NHL team ever. The greatest hockey team to ever exist, far better than those sucky ass Maple Leafs

Man, the Montreal Canadiens sure kicked the crap out of the Leafs last night.

Montreal Canadiens by Igor Arsovski March 13, 2005

Montreal-North

The most ghetto place in Canada, where you better be walking with your vest or you gonna die!

- Yo, I need to buy some crack and to go sell this big ass chain to the pawn shop, where should I go?
- Man, grab your vest, we going to Montreal-North

Montreal-North by P-Y September 27, 2004

Montreal Expos

An extinct major League Baseball team that once played at Olympic Stadium in the beautiful city of Montreal.

Montreal is by far a better city than Toronto and the Expos desbite opperating on a fraction of the budget as the Blue Jays still produced interesting and respectable teams. Unfortunately the strike in 1994 pissed off a lot of Montrealers and the team lost their fan base. Many people also blame the inadequate stadium for their demise.

However you look at it, The Expos were a great asset to a great city and it is too bad Montreal has lost that dimension. Nevertheless Toronto is still full of worthless moneygrabing bastards and they will never have a city as cool as Montreal no matter what they do.

Lets go to the big O and see the Montreal Expos beat the shit out of the Braves.

Montreal Expos by Scruff McDuff September 26, 2006

Montreal Boys 

Most montreal boys are typically fuckboy with curly hair that wear kappa or adidas. They live in montreal obviously. They like smoking weed and trying to act ghetto even tho their moms still drive them to school. They like wearing gucci fanny packs around their chest and throw up gang signs in their instagram pictures.

“What’s your type?”

“Montreal boys”

Montreal Boys by y0urmom.com November 21, 2019

Montreal Expos

Canada's first and favorite baseball team.
Better than the 'Jays'.
Better all-around club.

Expos--->a good orphan
Jays--->a spoiled rich chunky child

Montreal Expos by eggbert December 23, 2003