monty

a person who is an extreme social climber and loves to put other people down. resembles a whale, particularly shamu. the person tends to be extremely fat, but sucks it in when a picture is taken. a role model for all social climbers. A monty can also be a type of pose in a picture where one sticks there ass out as far as they can and tilts their head at a ridiculous angle.

1. "look over there it's shamu.... oh wait! it's monty!"

2. "that girl ditched all her friends for more popular ones that don't even like her... she pulled a monty."

3. jeannette: how should we pose for this picture?

amy: OH! lets do the monty!

by JESSIExox November 6, 2009

montie

common name for social outcasts. most likely has a pee kink and makes instagram edits

montie: hi
girl: hey
montie: send pee audios
*blocked*

by anonymous January 31, 2021

Monty

a person who dates or hooks up with a friend of a close family member in secrecy.

He had sex with his sister's best friend, and she doesn't know? Such a Monty.

SHE'S DATING HER DAD'S BESTFRIEND'S SON?! WHAT A MONTY MOVE.

by Montianna August 20, 2013

Monty

A word that can be used to substitute any phrase in a sentence.

I gotta take a Monty. Holy Monty. Son of a Monty. Your mom cooks Monty meals. Monty. You’re a Monty lover. FUCK THIS AND MY MONTY HAVE MERCY UPON YOUR PUNY SOULS!

by Don’t Touch Me!!! April 24, 2018

MONTY

MONTY is the definition of a real mixed nigga. Monty’s have big goals and dreams of being rich or famous. You have to be careful though, especially if they rap. MONTY don’t play like that is they catch phrase. They have a good heart that can easily be broken. Never get on their bad side or hell will break lose. They always feeling lovely.

MONTY DONT PLAY LIKE THAT.

by MR CLUTCH241 September 27, 2018

Monty

A person who cannot stop themselves from playing pokemon obsessively, restarting multiple times for their own enjoyment.

"Damn, hes such a monty!"
"I know, too much Pokemon."

by ScamMeister June 8, 2014

Monty

(N) A form of jailbait that is extremely deceptive and dangerous. Usually between the ages of 15 and 18, they make it very difficult to for the average male to tell whether or not they are of age.

Dude, I think that girl I hooked up with at the party last night was a monty, because she left early to get ready for school; high school.

by dat_fire April 21, 2011