The town of montgomery is a town in downstate (or upstate depending on how you see it) new york. Contains three villages. Maybrook is the smallest and full of stoners, village of montgomery is the second largest and is by far the nicest and richest. It's also kinda racist. Walden is the largest and worst one, but is also the most fun. If want to hang out with an old guy drinking vodka and/or smoking on his porch, go to walden or maybrook. But if you want to be yelled at by a middle aged racist white woman go to village of montgomery. It's pretty boring and most of the people suck, and walden and maybrook carry the town as a whole.
Person 1: want to go Montgomery?
Person 2: village or town, cause I'll go hangout in walden or maybrook but fuck the village.
Person 1: village.
Person 2: fuck that I'd prefer not to be stared at by a couple racist white women. let's go to walden or maybrook and smoke some weed in a school zone down the street from the police station.
Person 2: village or town, cause I'll go hangout in walden or maybrook but fuck the village.
Person 1: village.
Person 2: fuck that I'd prefer not to be stared at by a couple racist white women. let's go to walden or maybrook and smoke some weed in a school zone down the street from the police station.
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Shaniqua- JFK High School: "Another kid got stabbed at school today"
Deborah- Churchill High School: "At least you didn't spill caviar on your Gucci Bag!"
Jose-Magruder High School: Que? No entiendo tus english. Yo voy al Magruder. Nosotros no espeak englis thur.
Cindy- What you all live in Montgomery County? And you all live 10 minutes from each other?
Deborah- Churchill High School: "At least you didn't spill caviar on your Gucci Bag!"
Jose-Magruder High School: Que? No entiendo tus english. Yo voy al Magruder. Nosotros no espeak englis thur.
Cindy- What you all live in Montgomery County? And you all live 10 minutes from each other?
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