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Monstruomental

(adj.): Relating to a mind that possesses exceptional ability or talent that is abnormal or extraordinary. "Monstruo" is derived from the Latin root word "monstruosus" meaning 'extraordinary', and "mental" is derived from "mentalis" meaning 'of the mind'.
Shakespeare's monstruomental ability allowed him to neologize or 'coin' new words.
by NerdyLinguist July 1, 2023
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beard moisturizer

Female natural juices to make sure the beard is nourished and growing
She rode his face to give him the beard moisturizer he needed
by KingTrice June 13, 2017
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Mexican Moisturizer

When a man is fucking a slutty girl and she decides that her legs are too dry so the guy eats lots of mexican food and then goes diarrhea on her legs. Together they massage the shit until it settles in, then repeat the process.
Last night Fernandez gave Emily some Mexican Moisturizer!
by Leeza Gibbons January 14, 2009
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Moisturize

After being jacked off by a girl, to rub your penis all over the girls body and ejaculating all over her too....
by .mG July 20, 2006
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Moisturizer

A mans seman covered all over your face and commonly used by whore or sluts
I loved his moisturizer all over my face
by Smashgirl May 30, 2017
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moisturizerer

you are a good moisturizerer. you got moisturizer everywhere.
by erizzie January 4, 2008
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moisturize some elbows

the act or art of putting a fist in an anus or vagina (which requires great care and huge amounts of lubrication, thus "moisturizing").
Peter's annoying me so badly that I'm about to moisturize some elbows.
by ass istant December 12, 2009
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