monstrostitute

a sorostitute of inordinate size.

Jimmy really had to take one for the team at Friday night's fraternity social and hook up with Tri Delta's resident monstrostitute so his senior frat brother could score a hotter skank.

by Pythagorus Nelson IV December 12, 2007

mongstrosity

a fat, ugly person with downs syndrome

that guy is a mongstrosity

by moosyzlak March 28, 2011

momstrosity

A mother whom is impossible to satisfy or please and is always in the middle of drama.

She was going crazy at the PTA meeting and she was an absolute Momstrosity.

by JimmyJames16 December 3, 2017

Momstrosity

A mother who is controlling, manipulative, angry and just a serious bitch.

She blew up at the babysitter for her being two minutes late, she was being a Momstrosity.

by JimmyJames16 December 6, 2017

monstrostitties

A horribly botched boob job. Implants that look like Tupperware bowls that are too big,too round,too hard,spaced too far apart and uneven.

I'd hire a lawyer over those monstrostitties. I'm pretty sure your implants aren't supposed to be up under your armpits

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

Moistosity

Moistosity is the scientific term for determining the level of moistness in the air.

"Hey Jackson, the wind is really wet today, what is the moistosity?"

by 99centTroyBolton October 9, 2018

Monstrostitty

A shocking, cringe-worthy breast. Some really heinous hooters. Indicators include the presence of nipple hair, the boobs slope severely outward like the biblical parting of the Red Sea, one looks like a deflated party balloon, etc. The term is especially pertinent when the breasts are a horrid departure from the seemingly pretty girl harboring them.

I began undoing her top when all of a sudden out popped one monstrostitty and then another. One looked like the shrunken head of Dick Vitale and the other a plastic bag filled with ricotta cheese.

by deldelacroix September 25, 2007