Monsterbating

When someone jerks off to pics of monsters, mostly erotic monster pics.

Fred: Hey, wanna go to a party later?
Jonh: No, man, im gonna stay home and I'll be "Monsterbating" all night

by realestguyintheroom November 1, 2011

monsterbate

To play with your monster. Duh. It makes your palms hairy.

So there I was, bored one evening. Luckily, I had my monster in my closet, so I took it out and MONSTERBATED.

by demonicomelette March 22, 2003

Monsterbate

To touch ones self (I.e: masterbate) to ugly girls with ugly faces.

I didn't want to masterbate normally today, so I looked up some pictures of girls I work with that have really obtuse bodies and tweaked out faces, and I started to monsterbate rapidly.

by Pizzazzman May 3, 2011

Monsterbation

Where you jerk off under someone's bed to scare them. Upon finishing, you shout "HAPPY HALLOWEEN" in your scariest voice.

"Hey, Jimmy, what did you get up to for Halloween. Costume party?"
"No, I just went on a monsterbation spree. Scared the little bastards senseless. It was both a trick and a treat."
"This friendship is over."

by Bruno Strongarm April 23, 2014

Monsterbate

(-ed, -ing) (verb) 1. Pleasuring one's self to Lady GaGa songs. 2. What Lady Gaga does with her vagina and penis. 4. Complete obsession with Lady Gaga

Ex: There is actually people out there who monsterbate.

by GhastlyxGrizzly March 3, 2011

Monsterbate

The act or being of drinking a Monster brand energy drink.

My friends and I monsterbate when we're thirsty.

by CDCEN July 1, 2008

MonsterHunter

A complete copy of GwBot.

Gayest bot on SwiftIRC.

Generally used by faggots, homosexuals, Jews, niggers, beaners, devil worshippers, fat fucks, nerds, no-life, copyright infringers, Bernie Madoff, Adolf Hitler, and retarded fuckers who can't create their own script.

Did I mention their scripting sucks and that they copied WORD FOR WORD GwBot?

(17:32:03) -MonsterHunt- Thebryzor has taken a large corporeal dick up the ass. Loot: They now have 620,159,001 gallons of sperm in their intestines. You're now a true MonsterHunter.
(17:32:04) -MonsterHunt- Wait 1min 44secs before sucking my dick like a little fag again.

by ICopyOtherBotsExactlyFtw February 4, 2010