Monkman

A man of nature and peace who loves to travel and enjoy the world through observation. Usually has long gray hair and/or a long gray beard. Is known to be an ominous man but in a good way. The Monkman can impregnate a woman with a single touch of his finger and can be impregnated themselves by Mudmen who jump on top of them and impregnate them. The Monkman's mortal enemy is the Mothman. There is only 1 Monk man at one time, there for when the Monkman is spotted, the preceding Monkman is no longer considered a Monkman. It is disrespectful to physically write down the name Monkman on paper. Once that happens, the person who wrote his name on the paper will no cease to see The Monkman. Forever. Travels via public transportation buses. Very rarely will a the Monkman be black, however this has been known to happen on at least one occasion. The Monkman does not speak

(Driving down the street)

James- Total Monkman in that price chopper parking lot!!!

Earl- Holy shit pull in pull in we need to get a better look at him!!!

(The one driving precedes to make a psycho left turn at 35MPH into the parking lot )

by StingrayJ65 June 8, 2011

monkemancool

A seggsy mf with the will power of a fucking god with an army powerful enough to destroy the Persian empire

Monkemancool is a fucking god

by Afickinggod February 14, 2021

monkeyman1610

Monkeyman1610 is friends with @0fficial._camp.max which means he is automatically cool!!

Girl:Omg no way its Monkeyman1610 i wish i could be cool and be bestfriends with @0fficial._camp.max hes so lucky!😢”

by ProdGuy September 6, 2021

monkeyman1610

A guy who is bestfriends with a legendary person *cough cough*Official._camp.max”

Gurl:Woah no way its @0fficial._camp.max and monkeyman1610 they make such a good duo!!”

by ProdGuy September 6, 2021

Moneymansell

Dude that gets hella girls and gets money too and always gets his dicksucked

“Damn moneymansell cool asl how he do that???”

by Whodat2023 November 29, 2021

MonkeyMan2000

He is a legend, a pro, a chad, a monkey leader.

Hey, are you that guy from the giga chad yba gang called "Furry slayer"?! Isn't your name MonkeyMan2000?

Indeed mayt.

by D30 December 3, 2021

Monkeman

A person that despises the human race and prefers primates. Mostly because of memes and the fact that humans mostly responsible for the environmental degradation. They believe they are a monkey trapped inside a human.

Guy 1 : why are you calling yourself monkeman

A Monkeman : Because i relate more to monkeys than humans

by Ivann. January 17, 2022