MoneyMatt

A guy who is generally compared to Murphy and rocked a bowl cut in high school but hates to admit it

MoneyMatt got a blowy from Madison Mastanish in the bathroom.

by JSlammer810 April 9, 2020

MONKEMONKEBUYMONKEMONKEAT3AM

a cult dedicated to the fellow primates. it is one of the most greatly appreciated legends and is still known today. ducceducce is an ally to monkemonke. it is once theorized that monkemonke and donkedonke were once in a serious fight, leaving them as enemies, we never saw them together again. monkemonke is known to have brown fur head to toe, excluding the face, hands, and feet. the cult is formed of dedicated members who spend precious hours of their life worshipping to monkemonke. MONKEMONKEBUYMONKEMONKEAT3AM is one of the most prestigious cults ever created and remains one until the end.

Hey, we better get going, we're gonna miss the MONKEMONKEBUYMONKEMONKEAT3AM meeting, hurry up!

by monkemonke worshipper January 3, 2022

Moneymaker

An inspirationally sculpted backside, often, though not inevitably, female--sufficiently compelling to disencumber the customer of his (sometimes her) money or good sense. In an golden age of amateurism, perhaps obsolete.

Put on your old grey bustle
And get out and hustle
For tomorrow the rent is due!

In the fields of clover
Let the boys look you over--
If you can't get five, take two.

(Shouted:) SHAKE YOUR MONEYMAKER!

by Buce July 14, 2005

Monkeypants

An unusually potent term of endearment which can be employed to trump lesser terms.

"Sweetiebucket, would you go out and buy me a doughnut?"

"Of course, Monkeypants, I'd do anything for you."

by Senorita Jiggypants December 30, 2007

moneymacker

n. - someone who macks with his money - to get more money, women, power, cars etc.

Yoyo check out that Timothy Wong is such a moneymacker, with his bling bling and diamond rings, caviar chicken wings macking on girls named Lings.

by K-Tsizzle July 31, 2005

Chris Moneymaker

1. The luckiest motherfucker in history. A terrible poker player who inexplicably won the 2004 World Series of Poker. This ended up breaking the poker field wide open and introduced a new kind of fish, for which the poker world is eternally grateful.

2. Any terrible poker player who gets extraordinarily lucky.

Calling all-in on the turn with nothing but a flush draw? Who are you, Chris Moneymaker?

by the-jerk July 23, 2007

moneyman

in baseball, a guy who will give you a professional at-bat with the game on the line

"and with that at-bat, carl everett says: 'I'm a moneyman and with the game on the line, I'm going to give you a professional AB.'"

by m's fan May 6, 2006