shaved monkey sex

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.

we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.

by minghi May 17, 2003

hot monkey sex

Very wild sexual intercourse that may or may not involve the use of monkeys.

After the annual Barn Dance, Joe-Bob and Mary-Joe had hot monkey sex in the stable, waking up all the animals in the process.

by Oprah February 25, 2003

hot monkey sex

wild, unabashed sexual activity that leaves one or more of the participants howling like deranged monkeys.

After five hours of athletic and dextrous hot monkey sex, both Sarah and Gene were ready for a good night's sleep.

by Rickee April 23, 2003

wild-monkey sex

wild, crazy often loud sex. like can be seen when apes are mating. pretty much self-explanatory.

1."could u hear the neighbors last night?"

"who couldnt? they were havin crazy-money sex"

2. the kids were outta town so the parents had wild-monkey sex

by (:~revenge is sweet~:) June 11, 2006

drunken monkey sex

Drunken monkey sex is when you pleasure your partner so incredibly well that when done he/she walks as if they were indeed a drunk monkey.

Wow, Chad fucked me so good last night that I felt like i had drunken monkey sex!

by istitch October 28, 2017

hot ninja tantric monkey sex

A sensual gang bang in high temperatures. The gang that is banging is made up of monkies and ninjas. Mostly the act of hot ninja tantric monkey sex involves a close relationship with a penis and an anus...mostly.

"My boyfriend and i do the nasty approx. 23 times a day. and its more like hot ninja tantric monkey sex."

by Shaniqua Wellsfargo January 18, 2008

Super Awesome Wild Monkey Sex

The most incredible type of sex possible to have, very rare and hard to find, but doing so is totally worth it.

The easiest method is to go either Amsterdam's Red Light District located in the Netherlands or (in)famous brothels in Nevada USA.

Be prepared to shell out some major cash for the best sex you will ever experience.EVER!!!

Guy One: "I headed out to that one awesome strip club you told me about it kicked ass and I boned this really hot chick"

Guy Two: "Great to hear it, how was she in the sack?"

Guy One: "Amazing, easily the best I ever had, it totally counts as Super Awesome Wild Monkey Sex ."

Guy Two: "Seriously? Man your a lucky SOB! Do you have her number, I want to see if she willing to have a threesome..."

by Monkey-With-Wrench November 2, 2009