monkey poop

1. Chewing tobacco
2. The art of chewing tobacco and or swallowing the spit.

Hey bro hand be that can of monkey poop.
Sure thing dude I’ll give you some of that monkey shit.

Or

Dude are you chewing that monkey poop again? Yeah I am why do you care? Well
You swallow it that makes you a shit eater! Get off my lawn monkey poop eater.

by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020

monkey poop

1. The feces a monkey exudes.
2. The feces your mom exudes.
3. The act of throwing feces at your nemesis, or simply someone who disagrees with you.

Boss: "You should work overtime this weekend."
Worker: {Poops in underwear.}
Boss: "What is that smell?"
Worker: {Throws poop at boss.} "You."

- or -

Man: "Give me head now, woman!"
Woman: "No, I am on the rag, and I am a giant bitch. I may as well be a lesbian."
Man: {Poops his bed.}
Woman: "Why did you just poop the bed?"
Man: {Throws feces at woman.} "Give me head."

- or -

Supermarket Clerk: "Why are you buying so many tampons?"
Bag Boy: "Seriously, are you on the rag or what?"
Menstruating Woman: {Lifts skirt and sprays diarrhea while rotating.} "Yes."

- or -

Lesbian 1: "Why is my fist covered in poop?"
Lesbian 2: "Wrong hole."

by scorpionmintred December 30, 2003

monkey poop

some kinda person who smells really bad or a monkey pooping

u smell like monkey poop

by eric woods January 19, 2008

Baby Monkey Poontang

That of which is the poontang of a baby monkey. Used for sexual misconduct.

I want you swet baby monkey poontang!

by The Creator April 28, 2003

Monkey poop

This is an insult by every 3 year old when you don’t let them eat the shit in the toilet

Person 1: it’s mine!
Person 2: no it’s mine
Person 1: fudge you you monkey poop

by Master oogway is daddy May 24, 2022

Poo money

Simple formula: hourly pay multiplied by how long you can spend in the toilet.

This week I earned £42 in poo money

by dropin March 9, 2010

Monkey Made A Poopie

A phrase created when Monkey had an "accident." Often used to infuriate, irritate, or embarrass Monkey.

We were going to go to the movies with some girls, but then Monkey made a poopie.

Aw shit you guys, Monkey's making a poopie again!

I'm sorry I shot your dog Monkey, don't make a poopie about it.

by Andy Heckel June 8, 2004