monkey 

George W Bush, our president.

That monkey has done it again! He raised our gas prices!

monkey by >MuffinMan< December 6, 2006

monkey 

(n.) Slang term for vagina.

"I got all up in her monkey last night."

monkey by Dave800 July 17, 2006

monkey 

One of the three primary ingredients of a good game.

Nothing in life can not be improved with either monkeys, pirates or ninjas

monkey by Bumbleflid June 17, 2003

Monkey 

Today I want to talk about "Spanking the Monkey". The term is used as a euphemism for male masturbation. It is generally only used between close friends and not toward a person of authority. The history behind the phrase is a mystery, no one quite knows how it came to be. It does not have a direct relationship to the actual act. The phrase indicates that your penis is a monkey and that it has been very bad.

"Last night I spanked my monkey 8 times."

"If you keep spanking your monkey like that, you'll go blind and grow hair on your palms."

Monkey by Bob Homes April 14, 2006

monkey 

An evil creature that inhabits ones closet.

There's an evil monkey in my closet.

monkey by Eilidh May 10, 2004

monkey 

means that your internally a monkey

Roshan is a monkey!

monkey by dity October 25, 2022

monkey 

1. term of endearrment. best when modified by a verb or adjective. can only be applied with love, when no other nick name will do.

2. someone who scampers about frequently.

love monkey; sex monkey; crazy monkey

that Dee Dee, she's such a monkey!

monkey by agent99 December 15, 2002