The inflammation often caused by high exposure to monkeys.
It is common in zoo-keepers who are around monkeys.
Though it is rare it is highly contagious because you can cough out a monkey on to someone else and the monkey goes inside them.
It is common in zoo-keepers who are around monkeys.
Though it is rare it is highly contagious because you can cough out a monkey on to someone else and the monkey goes inside them.
by WordPrinter January 17, 2021
Get the Monkitis mug.Is a unique condition characterized by inflammation of the heart and brain, leading to an intensified sense of love and desire specifically for someone named Monica. This condition results in heightened emotions and a strong, continuous longing for the individual named Monica. The inflamed state of both the heart and the brain causes the affected person to experience a profound and persistent stream of affection and attraction towards Monica. It is a rare and unusual medical phenomenon where the individual's emotional and cognitive functions become tightly intertwined with their feelings towards Monica, resulting in an unprecedented focus on their love and desire for her.
I can't feel anything exept for the loneliness when Monica isn't near! I do nothing without missing her laugh mostly! I miss her in every moment of everyday that she is gone away. I just want to respectfully Love her! Hug her! Hold her! Kiss Her! Caress her! Touch Her! Feel her! Want her! Need her! Smell her! Hear her! Tickle her! Taste her! Bath her! Feed her! Choke her! So much that I feel as if I should hate her for being so infectious that I am infected with the uncurabile Monicaitis!
by La Monica De Tonic June 18, 2024
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