Mongoose

A cocky dick that talks to loads of girls, arrogant, self obsessed and overall a douche

God that guy is such a "mongoose"

by Myaahh April 24, 2015

mongoose

The name for a girl who is the village bicycle but a mongoose has pegs there for more than one person can take a ride at any given time making her even more of a slut

Zac and Austin rode a mongoose named Brittany whom has had up to 4 other people at one time

by You keyed my truck August 17, 2004

Mongoosing

When you hold the front brake on a rear wheel drive vehicle and then hit the gas until the rear tires start spinning. Also known as powerbraking

Me and the police were mongoosing in the Burger King parking lot!

by worldclasslifesaver August 16, 2011

as a mongoose

an expression used to explain a great amount of wanting something

dude i am as hungry as a mongoose

by nick mackey November 13, 2006

mongoose

1: (n.) a mammal of the musteline family, related to the weasel, mostly found in asia.
2: (n.) Slang for a rather large penis. Used typically in a joking manner.

1: "Ow! That mongoose bit me!"
2: "Those spandex tights really accentuate that mongoose of his... jeez it's like OUT THERE!"

by Adustus November 12, 2004

Mongoose

The best way to greet a french person. A new substitute for the word bonjour.

(At the start of a french class the students stand up to greet their teacher and say in unison): Mongoose

by Ball_dont_lie May 29, 2021

Mongoose

Similar to the term Mong, It is someone who people struggle to understand and don’t get how they can’t complete a simple task. They’re generally assumed to be in a vegetative state.

You fucking mongoose, how did you manage to forget to set an alarm?

by Elsa Jean October 4, 2021