mongolide

a retarded stupid ugly kid

you are a mongolide

by dont stalk me March 20, 2010

Mongolier

Title.

A position of royalty in utter foolishness. i.e. for a Jester to becomg King.

For George W. Bush to not remain president would be less than Mongolier.

by the_ultraplanarian December 6, 2004

Monkified

Something that is fucked up beyond repair.

This retards body was burned, it’s all monkified!

by Monkified December 23, 2020

mongolised

To be inebriated / very drunk.

Christ, I must have been mongolised last night, I pissed the chair again.

by T Boor June 30, 2008

mongoosed

To experience overwhelming feelings of amazement, astonishment surprise, happy shock, dumbfounded-ness, flabbergasted-ness...at the sight of a mongoose... or other people, places, or things that bring about such feelings described above.

I was mongoosed when I happened upon a one-eyed, albino, and rabid hamster in my path on the way to bible study.

by Jill Abell March 29, 2008

monsified

verb: To go to the gym, preferably one of those gyms with gay dudes, and work out, all the while looking at dudes bulges in their pants.

Guy1: Dude, what you doin today?
Guy2: Dude, I'm gettin, monsified!!
Guy1: Dude, your gay.

by SlasherMcGee September 20, 2005

mongoosed

to be drunk beyond all states of drunkenness...to be drunk to the point where one sees oneself able to do anything, for example kill/eat snakes

"i went out last night and got completely mongoosed. now i think ill eat some snakes"

by kush agrawal March 20, 2005