A Trojan Mongorian Horse is a deceptive weapon inspired by the infamous Trojan Horse that the Greek's used to trick Troy during the Trojan War. The difference being that no one is inside of a Trojan Mongorian Horse, because it is filled with Sweet and Sour Pork, a substance known to be hot and sticky and the main weakness of Tuong Lu Kim (aside from being Asian, having English as a second language, and being subject to the worst possible speech impediment that could result from those two qualities), owner and manager of the City Wok in South Park, Colorado.
"Oh I get it, a Trojan Mongorian Horse. Mongorians are hiding inside, tinking that I bring it in da' shitty wall, d'en Mongorians pop out and destroy shitty wall from da' inside out without gettin' da' sweet and souwa pork on day head. Okay, I'll pray arong" - Tuong Lu Kim
by DriftEJ20 April 26, 2011
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Note: Typically used in gaming as a synonym to the word "turd mongler"
Note: Typically used in gaming as a synonym to the word "turd mongler"
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Someone who eats all of the food when they aren't supposed too. They are usually overweight and no one likes them
Greg: who ate all the cookies
Chase: Chris ate them all last night
Greg: Dang Chris is such a chub mongler
Chase: Chris ate them all last night
Greg: Dang Chris is such a chub mongler
by Dpivkle April 23, 2019
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1.someone that fucks goats
2.someone that plays with their hairy twat
3.someone that touches little boys' balls and/or buttholes
2.someone that plays with their hairy twat
3.someone that touches little boys' balls and/or buttholes
by tommyO699 January 23, 2009
Get the twat mongler mug.Cock Mongler's dark alter ego. Using it's unadulterated force to punish those who offend it...which would be everyone. It uses it's evil mongling abilities to travel deep into one's soul and molest it to shreds. It also enjoys parsley soda.
by nickreaper October 21, 2011
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