Monette Shift

Working a shift consisting of 5 hours or less as a full time retail associate

“Hey man, did you see the schedule? I have a Monette shift today.”

by Mr. Zoidberg October 27, 2018

Monett

Monett also know as MoMexico and/or Monexico a place full of druggies and crackheads. Don’t leave your car unlocked or bike unattended might get stolen

Man that place is such a monett

by Monettkid4777 July 20, 2019

Monetarianism

- noun
1. a spiritual connection to getting mad amounts of money
2. of, or related to, getting ridiculous amounts of money
3. the lifelong quest of a red cat, often spread to red kittens

- adjective
1. monetarianistic: quality representing one or something that is always in pursuit of the money

- idioms
1. to become enmonied: reaching the state of ridiculous amounts of money, analogous to Nirvana in Buddhism
2. get the money: a remark often made to red kittens originating with the leader of the Ashamus

You believe in monetarianism? YEAAA SON!! GET THE MONEY!!

Remember your philosophical -isms, such as absurdism, determinism, and monetarianism.

by [e-mail] January 19, 2011

Monetary Fracking

You've heard of 'hydraulic fracturing' e.g., the use of high pressure fluids into the ground to release hydrocarbons for energy use. In 2011 I coined the phrase "monetary fracking" to mean the use of massive amounts of monetary liquidity by the Federal Reserve injected deep in the bowels of our ailing economy to release the true economic engine of the American consumer. I observed the Fed printing and pumping it directly to the banking system with the hopes that the banks would lend it. But alas, our credit had been too severely damaged, our assets depleted by the financial whores of Wall Street, our savings and retirement destroyed; in effect, we were devastated and decimated So instead of "bailing out" the banks I felt that unless we bailout ourselves we will never be able to buy anything again. I pondered - how can we get the Fed to directly remunerate the millions of us directly affected by the criminal acts of the perpetrators? It would be too politically incorrect to just give money to the people - that would never fly. But how about utilizing the American way? A gigantic class action lawsuit to compensate the victims Only the Fed can create enough dollars to compensate the victims. They will print $3 trillion and distribute it through the IRS to those who can prove bankruptcy, loss of job, loss of business, loss of house, foreclosure, etc. The resulting funds in the economy will pump-prime the system to create demand and we will buy things, save, pay off debts, et al.

Monetary Fracking is where the Fed prints dollars and sends it to the IRS. The IRS checks their records to see if (1) I owe taxes and (2) if I am an alien and (3) if I was financially damaged during this Great Recession. The IRS then sends $400,000 to me by check or direct deposit. I replenish my savings and retirement accounts, payoff my house, buy a new 2014 Hyundai Sonata, re-start my business. My life is back to normal with gasoline now at $5.00 a gallon - but I don't care, I am whole again.

by jayparker1 August 20, 2013

monetary values

it is when you have money or a satisfaction of helping a business or people the business u work for then collects the satisfaction and then in turn has monetary value.

i worked at a nonprofit organization and the boss told me how much monetary values the business got from the satisfaction of helping others.

by brony1209 March 9, 2016

Anti distinctly minty monetarism

Prince George's unsuccessful attempt to say "antidisestablishmentarianism" in the TV series "Blackadder the Third".

Anti distinctly minty monetarism is not the longest word in the English language

by Tunntsd March 9, 2019

Manetta

Italian version of Mary, Mother of Christ

The Virgin Mary in Italian is Manetta, or so i Hear.

by sevendigits June 4, 2009