Monstrosity

n 1. A Blunt object used to knock out unsuspecting females by smacking them in the forehead.
n 2. Dave Irwins Penis

v. After jizzing on her face make sure to use the monstrosity to put her ass to sleep.
n. I swear the monstrosity was not hard in smith's pool.

Monstrosity by Smith March 17, 2005

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Menstrosity

What your beautiful, wonderful, kind, loving and nurturing wife, finace or girlfriend turns into when their monthly visitor comes to call. Similar to the transformation that occurs with someone who has been bitten by a Werewolf. A total and complete transformation into an irrational, instinct and hormone driven raging beast.

Similar to Monstosity:

monstrosity
1. an outrageous or ugly person or thing; monster
2. the state or quality of being monstrous

But directly caused by a visit from aunt flow

Joe: "Hey Frank, can I come and stay with you for a week, Betsy has turned into a complete menstrosity."

Frank: "No problem bro, I feel your pain."

Menstrosity by BigBlackBlick May 21, 2010

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Monstrositor

Used to described a gigantic cock.

Man that dude is a monstrositor!

Monstrositor by Land_Shark April 14, 2005

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Mobstrocity

Mobbed up atrocity. HUGE Grossly overdone McMansion style house in the suburbs designed to attract the Russian mobsters from New York out to the Jersey Suburbs. Usually on a small piece of land built next to another group of equally overdone homes on what used to be a farm.

I went to a party in Colts Neck last saturday, what a Mobstrocity! Marble floors, a Jacuzzi in each bedroom, Gold lions on either side of the front porch. They got the money somehow...

Mobstrocity by The Machine October 16, 2008