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toy story monopoly 

It's a game where you sit in the dark with your friend and play "Guess a Number?" If you guess the number correctly, the other person must take off an article of clothing. You play until one person is completely naked. When you're naked you lose. Innocent people play in the dark, but if you want more of an adrenaline rush, turn on the lights.
"What are you playing?"
"Toy story monopoly!"
"What's that?"
"..."
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monopoly 

1) When a single institution becomes so powerful, that it has total control over a certain commodity, service or industry. This can't actually exist, because it can't ever be truly 100%. At least, not until we live in a futurisitic dystopia where the government/corporations/intelligent computers/big-headed aliens use mind control, rayguns and/or the Matrix to enforce control.

An example of an "Almost-monopoly" is Microsoft, who many people say have a monopoly of the Desktop PC Operating System market. This isn't true, as a small percentage of people use Macs or Linux PC's. Hell, you can even use FreeBSD as a desktop system.

2) A family game where people play shoes, irons and cowboy hats masquerading as CEO's vying for economic world domination. Based largely on luck, but skill/know-how can also be used, as is proved by a sad person I know who spent his young life getting good at the game so that, for once, he would be better than others at something. Usually, however, the game degenerates into petty fights and shouting matches.
1) Communism is total monopoly by the government.

2) (Simpsons quote):
Lou- Another case of Monopoly related violence, chief.
Wiggum- How
do those Parker brothers sleep at night?

Monopoly for Millennials 

An dumb-ass board game written by old dipshits at Hasbro who don't know shit about millennials
"Hey, do you want to play Monopoly for Millennials?" "No. Nobody wants to do that. Ever. Fuck you."

monopoly mustach 

to jizz on ones upper lip and let it dry until it hardens.
monopoly mustach by stackattack January 2, 2011

monopoly-ass 

An ingenius strategy where one player releases a dank and rancid fart in order to distract his or her opponents and/or force them to leave the room. In most cases the culprit steals multiple $500 bills from the bank, their opponents, and free parking.
Damn, John! That Monopoly-ass you got working tonight is winning you the game!
monopoly-ass by Buster Diggler February 7, 2008

I just wanted to play monopoly 

The lord's audio itself.
Person 1: I just listened to I Just wanted to play monopoly

Person 2: Oh, the lord's text?

monopoly 

A word used in place of sexual intercourse. Often used in social setting between 2 people in order to talk openly about sex without having anyone else know.
We didn't really feel like going out last night...we just stayed in and played monopoly.
monopoly by miou-miou July 30, 2007