by caleeb September 7, 2013
Get the Momit mug.Momitis (Mom-Itis) is a very common disease for mothers. It entails moms thinking that their children are the best in the world. It often involves over-complimenting. It can involve comparing the work of a child to a superstar. This can include comparing a child's music to a Grammy winning artist or writing to a Pulitzer prize author.
Mom: Steven, that song you wrote is as good as Hey Jude.
Steven: Um, no it isn't...you have a case of momitis.
Steven: Um, no it isn't...you have a case of momitis.
by fizzeh December 22, 2008
Get the momitis mug.The expression of boredom, or aggravation, through incessant fidgeting, especially when in a shared space with a dull person.
Seriously yo, I was so movity the entire meeting with Liia. It was the closest I ever came to handing out a "Get Interesting, Immediately" pill.
by PleasantMasquerade July 8, 2014
Get the movity mug.The act of multitasking an innumerable amount of chores, errands, to-do's, etc. Surpasses multitasking by being in a subconscious state of mind. Those who "momitask" do so without thinking twice about it. *Must be a mom or have mom-like attributes to be acting in "momitasking."
Keith's mom really breaks a hot sweat when she starts momitasking after work. And I do mean HOT. The sweat that drips down her chest when she's making dinner, answering calls from Keith's teachers, switching from work to homebody clothes, and feeding the dogs. I wish she would catch eyes with me through my basement window.
by Kishalicious May 5, 2015
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Noun \'mam-i-tes\
1. A very common disease among mothers or those who are like minded. Symptoms include forgetfulness, insomnia; fear of teen drama, stretch marks, diaper explosions, and projectile vomiting.
2. Mom-like obsessions over unobtainable things, e.g., a clean house, alone time, obedient children, pre-baby body. Instead having to settle for PTA meetings, carpooling, school sports, and mini vans.
Noun \'mam-i-tes\
1. A very common disease among mothers or those who are like minded. Symptoms include forgetfulness, insomnia; fear of teen drama, stretch marks, diaper explosions, and projectile vomiting.
2. Mom-like obsessions over unobtainable things, e.g., a clean house, alone time, obedient children, pre-baby body. Instead having to settle for PTA meetings, carpooling, school sports, and mini vans.
Example:
Mom (in a panicked voice): “Doctor, I’ve been so forgetful lately. I can’t sleep and I have so much to do that I can’t relax. What is wrong with me?”
Doctor: “It’ll be ok. It’s a very common disease. You have momitis.”
Mom: “Momitis? Can you cure it?”
Doctor: “No but studies show laughter helps.”
Mom (in a panicked voice): “Doctor, I’ve been so forgetful lately. I can’t sleep and I have so much to do that I can’t relax. What is wrong with me?”
Doctor: “It’ll be ok. It’s a very common disease. You have momitis.”
Mom: “Momitis? Can you cure it?”
Doctor: “No but studies show laughter helps.”
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