Mome Pen

The abbreviated version of "momentary penetration". A very quick sexual encounter.

Jenny's mom was coming up the stairs so I only had time for a "mome pen"

by PMchoisi June 8, 2009

get momed

The phrase when something shitty happens to someone you know

Person 1: *slips on banana and straight up dies*
Person 2: HAH... get momed

by Drooper is cool November 19, 2020

get momed

What you say to anyone when something shitty occurs to them

Person 1: *slips on banana and cracks open skull*
Person 2: HAH... get momed

by Drooper is cool November 19, 2020

Moming

“Moming” is used to catch people off guard in text when you mean “morning.” If the person you are talking to doesn’t call you out for saying moming, they are a registered sex offender.

“Good moming”
“Good morning John”
“I bet you touch kids or some shit”
“Yeah I ignored you on purpose”

“What the fuck”

by zickser November 28, 2021

Mome

The abbreviation of the word ‘moment.’ A mome can be something as simple as a drive through the city, a delicious home cooked meal, or seeing a smile on your lover’s face.

Are you down for a beach mome after lunch?
I’m loving this lobster ravioli mome.
This drive through Tampa is such a mome.

by Ezra54 November 5, 2022

Mome

Mobile Home. Kind of like a trailer.

Hey Hayley, when we go camping next, we should rent a Mome!

by Downtown Danger Brown October 9, 2020

Mome

Your Mouse. Because your house is a home, so your mouse is a mome

I put my mome in the cage. He likes cheese.

by Mr.House December 17, 2017