sweet sassy molassey

An exclamation indicating an impressive action.

Sweet sassy molassey, Obama just clinched the nomination!

by Andrew Butterworth June 22, 2008

molasses

A person with not many athletic abilities in the discipline of track and field.

Man that Kieran sure is molasses.

by Alex.Flash June 18, 2011

slow as molasses

Extremely slow, not moving fast, taking extra time

" I was trying to get the kids ready but Charlie was being as slow as molasses on a tin roof" "She's taking her time with her homework. I swear she is slower than molasses"

by Wearytaco January 10, 2019

molasfuck

A combination of the words molasses and fuck. Generally associated with people who are extremely slow.

Wow, this guy in front of me is slower than molasfuck!

by BruceFuckYouWillis February 3, 2014

molar-deep

A really small dick that can only reach the back molar in a womans mouth when fully erect.

All that shit Adam talks and he only goes molar-deep!!!

by Goin Dalls Beep June 13, 2016

gut molasses

is a grrrls' band from Russia, playin' grunge/punk in the oldschool way.
It meansыьер disgusting, saprogenic, and at the same time pleasant, tasty and sweet. It's the original metaphor, that's constructed on contrast. The Theatre of the Absurd.

gut molasses

by sassydirtyblonde May 19, 2009

Slower than molasses

to move or function in a slow sloth like way..compared to cooking molasses in a slow cooker.

this bus is moving slower than molasses!

by sweetsincerity January 19, 2009