mohacker

A person of low mental capacity

90% of the world's population are mohackers.

by Prick Wilson December 14, 2014

mosacka

Another way of saying "mother fucker" in lazy street vernacular.

"The next card is rized, mosacka!!"

by joeydotcom February 23, 2005

molack

a cross between a moron and a polack.
most commonly used to describe someone doing something dumb.

person-1 do you see that guy walkin down the middle of the street?
person-2 yeah i see him, what a molack!!!!!!

by garythegreat March 27, 2010

mijack

When one is cornered (hijacked) by one's mother and bombarded with questions or unwanted observations.

This can be a noun or a verb (ie. one can mijack or be mijack but also one may experience a mijack).

"Man! I got mijacked so hard last night."

"That was a serious mijack."

by Robin Gallagher May 23, 2007

mijacked

To be stopped and verbally assaulted by one's mother. Namely, to have your mother ask you questions about your personal life at an inopportune time.

As I stumbled through the door I was mijacked. - Yes, mother, I AM sleeping with my girlfriends sister.

by Roboon May 25, 2007

Molack

The small speed bump that lies between the vagina and the anus; the female version of the grundle/gooch.

Dude I ended up eating that chick out last night and things got a little nasty. Don't worry though, it didn't go past the molack.

by GweezyFBaby October 4, 2009

momjacked

when your mom joins facebook and you have to control what you post online

i was about to post that i got so wasted i was last night i was the only girl in a gang bang, but then i remembered my facebook got momjacked so i just said i had fun last night.

by polga October 27, 2010