moistress

Old, ragged out, shit box of a boat that no amount of horsepower will ever make it fast. Usually has a wet transom and stringers and TRS drives. Typically owned by bald, overweight middle aged men.

Timmy is out crushing waves in his Moistress again today.

by bigbloc540 May 9, 2017

Speaking Moistly

To spit on others when not wearing a mask.

Wearing a mask prevents you from speaking moistly.

by CaFrapMo April 18, 2020

Moisty's Mallet

Word Association Game, Which each player must say a related word to one that was previously just said. The person who pauses or cant think of a word gets a bash around the head, often with a heavey object eg. a book.

The Game, Moisty's Mallet

EG.

Jack:'Football'
John:'Sport'
Jack:'Basket Ball'
John:'Net'
Jack:'Internet'
John:'Porn'

by Cammers November 3, 2008

Moisty

A alternate form of salty meant with more hostile intent. It's derogatory and is mainly used to refer to someone who is acting bitter, petty, irrationally angry, and other similar variations of salt. Moisty can also be used to refer to someone who is acting like a lil bitch or pussy.

"ohh you little moisty bitch" ~Modern Poet, Azizi Gibson; 'Unstoppable'

by Italian_Mustache May 13, 2016

moisty

A LOT of grease, very moist to touch, a name you can call your very moisty friends.

rose is such a moisty.

by lauren_camp May 28, 2018

Moisty Mire

Moisty Mire is a common landing spot in the Battle Royale game, Fortnite. It is also used by edgy minecraft players, as a way to say "nice".

Ninja: Just got a Legendary scar!
Myth: Damn, Moisty Mire!
Ninja: I know, right?

by SidneyDawg June 3, 2018

moisty

moisty: A female that is younger then you that you believe is very attractive.

16y.o Tyson calls 15y.o rachael hot, meaning he thinks shes a moisty

by Tim Worcester October 24, 2005