Last Mohican

When you are about to mount a girl from behind and she is on her period, quickly pull out her tampon and wipe it on each of her cheeks.

She and I were getting real into things when I decided to hop around to the back of her and give make her the Last Mohican.

by Beav November 25, 2003

Last of the mohican

The act of defecating on someone's forehead then using the a phallic object to paint war paint on thier face using the excreted feces.

... so for my finishing move on her I pulled out the last of the mohican!

by Necro S May 10, 2005

doritos arse mohichan

When you place Doritos in your (or someone else's) arse crack in such a way that it makes you're arse look like it has a Mohichan

"Hey Dude, Steve has passed out drunk, lets give him a Doritos arse mohichan

by AGB7 October 20, 2017

Mohifanism

A word, phrase or sound of which would be commonly used by the infamous Mohifanig7. Examples include, but are not limited to:
-Same
-Bitch, the fuck?
-This is fine
-Im sorry, I cant hear you over how fine everything is.
-Eeeeehhhhhh
-So jot that down

Great. Now everyone is starting to speak in mohifanisms.

by 859osrsboi December 31, 2020

The Last of the Mohicans

That last piece of poop that just refuses to leave your anus, constantly making you late for important events.

Sorry Boss, I'd of gotten to the meeting sooner but The Last of the Mohicans just wouldn't let go.

by Bip Bip Daniels June 22, 2010

Last of the Mohicans

The last cigarette/joint in a pack. Typically used to decide whether to smoke it or leave it for some more time

Thats the last of the mohicans, but we can get more if you are really that desperate

by Kronique May 13, 2005

Mohicarican

The offspring of one parent of Puerto Rican descent, and one parent of Mohegan Indian descent

Tina and Josue's kids are all confused!
It's not their fault, they are Mohicarican

by FatFunnyMan March 19, 2010