mobility

adj.
The act of being a mobile home, (eg: white trash)

Comparing something/someone to being low-life, cheap, etc.

Ex:

That car is mobility!

by bimmerj February 28, 2008

Mobilise the Troops

To take a dump. AKA, dropping the kids off by the pool. Usually after a good session on Guinness, followed by a huge t-bone

Jeff: Hey man, great sesh last night. Feel like my heads gonna frikkin explode.

Brian: Lets go grab a boiled egg sarnie and and a hair of the dog

Jeff: hey bud, slow down, need to Mobilise the Troops before I can get out of the house

by thestudog October 3, 2008

Mobilise

The act of transforming a website so it can be utilised on any mobile device

We should mobilise our website.
We mobilised our website

by suedonims December 1, 2011

moblitears

One of the best mutals I have on tt, if you dont follow them do it or I will murder you

moblitears, idk what to put here

by Simpipipi March 10, 2021

Mobilise the Craic

To organise and encourage collective action in pursuit of good chat and lighthearted mischief, typically in a drinking context.

Jack: "The vibes in the hostel were a bit dead so I had to mobilise the craic."

by Mr Karl Marx March 13, 2025

Vertical Mobility

A Gamepass that can be purchased in the Roblox game “Jukes Towers of Hell” for only a measly fucking 50$! It’s only 4999, though I am saying that satirically since anyone who buys this is a fucking idiot and have no skill at all.

Player 1: I’m gonna buy a gamepass in JToH! I finally have enough robux to buy something!

Player 2: alright! What will you get?

Player 1: Vertical Mobility

Player 2: fuck you

by epicepicface January 17, 2024

Improvised E-mobility Device

A high-performance, often customized wheelchair or adaptive mobility platform that has been “tricked out” with aftermarket motors, heavy-duty suspension, or specialized attachments for extreme environments.

The Improvised E-mobility Device (IED) is the epitome of Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs). They’ll blow the minds of blank-brained ableists who just don’t get the concept of bravery, tenacity, and overcoming life’s kicks to the groin.

by TR Arterburn December 19, 2025