mobile game ads

a very dumb ad that is a waste of life and has a very stupid caption on it can say OMG THIS LEVEL IS SO HARD an example of a mobile game its advertising is like a parkour game or a color game and the ad might say u can get money in it dont trust those too they are likely scams

these mobile game ads are so stupid i want to kill myself *smashes device*

by notcoolguy123 October 21, 2020

Trap mobile

A term for a vehicle thats often used for trap purposes. Popularized by the Beech, some say he invented it.

“Your Corolla is definitely a trap mobile bro”

by onlycorrects February 28, 2020

Best Buy Mobile Centipede

The delicious act of getting all the male mobile employees to come in early on a work day disrobe and get face to ass amongst each other. This is usually orchestrated by a morbidly obese supervisor or assistant manager under the false pretense that it builds teamwork and morale.

Gus called the boys of his team into work early and had them make the Best Buy Mobile centipede.

by Franky619 October 27, 2010

Mid-Life Crisis Mobile

(mid lIf 'krI-s&s 'mo-"bEl)
abbr. MLCM

A Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is traditionally a small, sporty automobile, and most often convertible. Common examples of such an automobile are the Mazda Miata, the Lexus SC430, the Chevrolet SSR, and any of a large number of Italian cars that cost as much as a house. The archetypical owner of a Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is male, 37-50 years old, has hair that is thinning or graying (or both). If there is a passenger, there are two possibilities; a female approximately the same age as the driver (the driver's original wife), or a female in her early to mid 20s with bleached hair and enhanced cleavage (either the driver's mistress or new trophy wife).

Compare to Daddy Bought It Mobile

"Hey Brent, did your dad just get a convertible Mustang? That car is such an MLCM. What's next, fake boobs on your mom?"

by JK Grence May 27, 2005

Pope mobile

Like the Batmobile, but adhearing to the speed limits

Bless this drive by, and I will take fries with that

by umpirestrikesback July 2, 2005

Nigga-Mobile

A old sedan type vehicle often featuring huge shiny rims, hydrolics, large speakers, and a random black person behind the wheel.

Yo man check out that Nigga-Mobile rolling down the street!

by Joeproson April 22, 2011

mubble fubbles

It is a stage of depression often used in Shakespeare times

Kid 1 and 2: Mother do we have to go we've got the morbs

Kid 3: and I've got an awful case of the mubble fubbles

by WAHEY666 January 19, 2020