Mokie

A mixture of cannabis and tobacco smoked via a water-pipe.

The origins of the word "mokie" are hard to trace. But as far as confirmed history goes, "mokie" originated in Sanoma County, California as an activity up-taken by few and far between. A man travelling from Sanoma County, CA to the neighboring Marin County, CA told stories of people who smoked "mokies". Overnight, it transformed from a tall tale into a worldwide phenomena of "mokie" addiction.

"Yo, lets go take some mokies!"

"Dude, that mokie rip got me faded!"

"Let's climb mokie mountain!"

"Smoking mokies will probably give you emphysema"

by The Mokie Crusader February 11, 2009

Mokkie

A coffee/tea mug especially made for Mollies.

"Mug" = Mok in Dutch, hence Mokkie for a Mollie.

Please pass me a steaming hot coffee in my favorite Mokkie

by MolliesMollie March 31, 2020

makielski

Brave warrior who is on a never-ending trek to kill bears. Usually succeeds through bare-handed fist fights.

Dave was the fiercest makielski of the urban jungle. He took out 30 bears in a single day.

by Bob Tomack September 2, 2008

Soft Mookie

One who is squishy; flabby; pudding like; resembles a flat blobby substance

"Yo, that kid is so bad at basketball!"
"I know he's such a soft mookie."

by Heather Philips January 18, 2013

Mokie

Mixing weed and tobacco in a bong

I took hella mokie rips last night and got waaaay to high

by sdfsdfds March 12, 2009

Sea Monkies

When one eats an excessive amount of lettuce, chewed properly, which is then spewed out in diarrheal form... Resulting in what appears to be sea monkies floating in the toilet bowl.

Dude, that ranch from arbys fucked up my stomach... caused me to blow sea monkies all afternoon. Damn Paul Newman.

by JonDay February 10, 2009

Little Mookie

A ghetto name.

(Skee-Lo)
Hey, I wish I had my way
Cause everyday would be a Friday
You could even speed on the highway
I would play ghetto games
Name my kids ghetto names Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine

by lilmookie December 9, 2012