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Meat Missel

Meat Missel - A meat missel is the name used to describe a thick super strength penis that will dart into treacherous and unknow territories. It has a mission, this mission is to seek and shoot ultra gooey "man magma" on its opposition. Mainly shot in attacks with Yappers, Meat Wallets and Dirty Butt Bunkers.
Oliver pasted that Meat Wallets ovies with his ultra thick man chowder after his Meat Missel exploded.
by Cx2UR January 14, 2009
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Misused words

Words that have been overused so much that they practically lose their meaning or punch. The result is now the word can now be used in a much more general term which results in a death spiral for the word since the effect snowballs.
Numb nuts: I‘m LITERALLY deceased.

Person B: Do you mean figuratively? Who am I kidding, welp, gotta add it to my „Misused Words list.“
by 1kilkilkil May 14, 2019
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mikusexual

A sexual orientation in which one is sexually attracted to the virtual popstar hatsune miku and variants of her. Mikusexual people can be attracted to hatsune miku, mikudayo, shiteyanyo, zatsune miku, hatsune mikuo, hachune miku, and other fanloids designed to represent miku. Not included is kagami kawaiine, because she is not miku chan san tan sama kun, and other fanloids not designed to represent miku.
"Mikusexual is such a great and valid sexuality!"
"fuck off pleb"
by jellyfish288 January 26, 2021
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missed guacortunity

After taking the first bite of your Chipotle, the realization that you forgot to get guacamole.
Person A: "Damn, I should have gotten guac in this burrito."

Person B: "That's an unfortunate missed guacortunity. It's cool though, we'll be back tomorrow."
by Rozaaay February 21, 2014
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misseded

i misseded you
by iammewhoareu October 22, 2009
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missed

Missed is often used to describe a situation when you fail to be present or when you fail to hit or strike an object. However, when the word missed is used in quotation marks, such as "missed", it refers to being totally smashed out of your mind, in a hugely small amount of time, so much so that you are asked to leave the bar immediately, even before the band plays their first song, and you therefore "missed" the band, even though you were present at one point, but oddly enough you didn`t "miss" the ground when you hit it leaving the bar.
Chuck...."Man, can you believe Mark missed that awesome band last night?"

Donna..."But I thought Mark was at the show?"

Chuck..."Well, he was, but then he "missed" it."

Donna..."Oh, now I get it."
by Chopper Charlie November 19, 2010
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Simp Misuser

Idiots who think simping is complementing someones body or asking people to stop doing something to protect their friend. The actual meaning ”A man who foolishly overvalues a woman and puts her on a pedestal.” No one put themselves to those limits.
*Megnut02 about*

Someone: It's all fun and games until she harms herself

Another person: ”Ok simpy wimpy”

Multiple people: ”Simp”

Others: ”Simp Misuser”

”Thanks for the cake Ms. Addison”

”Simp”
Me: ”They’re getting cake for a nut, the complete opposite of simping. Dumbass Simp Misusers”
by Suduisjdjsjdkdjisanibba April 6, 2020
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