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Missouri Students Association

The undergraduate student government of the University of Missouri, aka Mizzou. Members of MSA are often very arrogant and self-important, but in reality they get nothing done. The most MSA is known for around campus is its annual presidential election, held in March, which become dramatic and entertaining because of either a technological error or prior racist tweets from the candidates.
I feel useless sometimes, but then I remember that the Missouri Students Association exists.
by unnecessarybutnecessary March 18, 2021
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Travel Missus

When you're backpacking through a foreign country and meet a girl who you fall in lust with. These relationships can last days, sometimes even weeks. People often mistake this for you being a serious relationship from all the selfies she is posting on creepbook. In actual fact, you're just banging her until you move onto the next country and find a new travel missus.
"Did you hear Cormac is getting serious with Holly?"
"No way man, that was just his travel missus in Central America. He is living in Banff now and told me he was space docking with a girl on the weekend."
by Travelboi October 2, 2014
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the misbourne

A shit school filled with utter cunts, headteacher was a massive nonce too
Where did you go to school?
The Misbourne
That shithole jesus mate
by The granny fucker August 8, 2018
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Missouri fountain

A Missouri fountain usually occurs when an elderly man inserts anal beads up inside of his asshole to leave for six days. A presumably younger woman would rip the anal beads out of the elderly man's asshole while in a fetal, ass up position causing the fountain of shit to copulate within the woman's vagina.

The regional association is related to Missouri being famous for toasted ravioli.
Yooo! That homeless guy in the alley just did a Missouri fountain with that hooker!
by clitflicker47 January 17, 2021
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Springfield, Missouri

A so-called "city" in Missouri--Springfield is more like a big small town. Many of it's residents suffer from small-town syndrome and many of the small business owners here think they are hot fucking tits and that their shit doesn't stink... all the while gentrifying the north part of the commercial district (actually just one street), ironically, most of these stores can't afford to stay open from 9 to 5. Residents of Springfield also enjoy not shutting the fuck up about cashew chicken or how bad the traffic is, even though the "city" literally takes 15 minutes to drive from one end to the other. For it's size, there are a surprising number of homeless people in Springfield contrasted by a church on literally every fucking corner where bible thumpers judge you and a ridiculous number of banks on every other corner. Downtown is full of frat douchebags going clubbing or diet liberals and wannabe hipsters who want you to know how woke they are and go to the same handful of bars... no need to worry though, some white dude with a beard and tattoos will probably open another brewery soon!
Person 1: "Springfield, Missouri is a really diverse place."

Person 2: "Isn't the demographic of Greene County over 90% white?"
by Story Time for Morons August 10, 2019
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missouri lap-dance

This is the act of one taking a shit on a toilet whilst another sits on one's lap and shits in the space between his/her legs into the water below. The word missouri, come to find out after coining the term, in a native american dialect means muddy water
Oh man I ate so many corn dogs at the carnival that I had to rush home, no sooner than I dropped my first terd charlene was in there givin me the old missouri lap-dance. I guess she had one corndog too many as well.
by jihad massoud October 14, 2011
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Missouri Jack Knife

When a person uses their busted teeth to cut someone during oral sex
I was getting head the other day and that bitch gave me a Missouri Jack Knife!
by loafnaround September 2, 2020
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