erectile misfunction

While erectile dysfunction is primarily an old guy's malady,erectile misfuntion is the curse of the young man.Particularly the early-teens male is hexed with a penis that becomes erect with little or no provocation.

I saw granny in her mu-mu and popped a boner, I must have erectile misfunction.

by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011

Misguided Directicisms

Used to explain somebodies complete lack of accuracy whether in physical sports or in their views and opinions

That guy totally has misguided directicisms

by BoredBlogger December 18, 2010

misfucked

when you're gonna fuck a chick but you miss.

I totally misfucked that chick last night.

by hotdogjordan November 30, 2010

Malenia, Blade of Miquella

A boss in Elden Ring that states her name and occupation upon killing you.

Friend: Can you help me beat Malenia, Blade of Miquella?

You: Let me solo her.

by Mor B. Us August 12, 2022

Misiu

Derived from the word "Teddy-bear" in Polish. Used to describe a cute and cuddly person.

She is such a Misiu, she is always ready to cuddle. Ania is such a cuddly Misiu.

by M@RT!N November 10, 2009

mishuginah

Jewish word for a crazy person, situation, or thing.

"You see that guy over there?"
"You mean the one with the hand puppet?"
"Yeah, the one talking jibberish to the hand puppet."
"The one about to fall into the manhole?
"Yeah, him. He's a mishuginah."

by pastorius October 8, 2006

Mesquitian

A person or persons raised in or living in Mesquite, TX. Also can be used to describe the language spoken by people from Mesquite, TX. When spoken or written, Mesquitian looks/sounds like country slang meets ghetto.

See that girl over there? She's a Mesquitian.

What in the hell did he just say??? Oh, don't mind him...he's just speaking Mesquitian.

by Not a Skeeter March 3, 2011