misappeared

The failier of something or someone to arrive, show up, manifest, is misplaced or missing.

My logical thought process simply misappeared when asked why I was not in class yesterday. I guess I misappeared!?!The result of my misappearance left a big red "F" in the grade book.

by Doris Wilbury - Misappearance Specialist March 4, 2008

misfag

1. Extremely annoying person, who you absolutely can't stand.

2. An asshole; douche bag

3. An extreme version of a common misfit

4: A REALLLY STUPID PERSON

1. "Christiana is such a misfag, she's always purring and meowing at people. Like, why?"
2. "Yall are such misfags! I'm sick of yall always pushing me around and causing shit. "
3. "Austin you are the apidmy of misfag."
4. " Chris, you are such a misfag, no one can even equal all the stupidity."

by nicole. fahrin January 29, 2014

Pothole Mishap

when a massive pothole or group of them flatten the tire of your car or any other vehicle

Dad we just kind of had a major Pothole Mishap

Just had a major Pothole Mishap.... party on the side of the road!

by Jolly Rancher the Rapper December 31, 2010

Miscap

When auto-correct on a mobile phone capitalizes a word after a period, then the user edits the sentence and forgets to un-capitalize the word.

I decided to edit my Facebook post, but my phone had capitalized the "w" on "we should do this again," and I forgot to change it back. It turned out: "I had fun, We should do this again." Bit of a miscap, there. Hope she isn't a grammar nazi.

by Alecsandyr February 9, 2013

misapostrophication

1. the incorrect placement of an apostrophe 2. the use of an apostrophe where one is not warranted

The menu at that restaurant has got some serious misapostrophication: they're offering "egg's" and "grit's."

by biggerstep February 1, 2009

Misfart

Occurs when movement of yourself or a certain objects causes a sound that mimics a fart. This usually involves chairs (or bar stools) or Velcro. The corresponding noise is then misinterpreted as a fart, and results in a awkward moment of either silence or unnecessary explanation.

Sometime only the maker of the noise realizes that they have caused a misfart and proceeds to explain themselves, thereby causing even more awkwardness.

Occasionally, especially when alcohol is involved, the misfart is actually a real fart, but the suspect believes they can mask it as a misfart.

May or may not be closely followed by a courtesy fart.

Person A: Dude i heard that

Person B: No i slipped and scrapped the chair over the marble floor, totally a misfart...

Person A: Dude, now i can smell it

Person B: Okay so i farted after, but the sound came from the chair

by nash667 February 23, 2010

Missappeared

When something goes missing it has missappeared

When you drop something and can't find it. I dropped my contact lense and it missappeared.

by Clutchie January 5, 2013