Morrowind

A game that slowly replaces all your real life friends with fictonal enchanted items and high ranking positions in fictional factions.

"Hi John! I haven't seen you in ages!"
"Yeah i'm all busy running the mages guild and stuff and i'm advancing in house Telvanni you know".
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"..."

by Corpsegatherer August 27, 2003

Microwave minute

When time slows down while waiting for you food to heat in the microwave. Known side effects are increased hunger, slowing of all the clocks in your house and walking around aimlessly trying to kill time. The microwave minute has the ability to slow time turning one minute into what feels lime an hour.

Kus(9:00 pm): dude when are you gunna get here??
Ryan(9:00 pm): I'll be there in a microwave minute.

Kus(9:00 pm): aight g. Ill see you at 10:00!

by x addict3d x June 29, 2010

morrowind

A game that is truly amazing for its scope and things that you can do; a game that you invest three years of your time in and beat Dagoth Ur, become head of the Imperial Legion, Fighter's Guild, House Hlaalu, and East Empire Company, beat the Bloodmoon and Tribunal expansion; a game where all of that means your just getting started; and a game that had its entire memory erased along with every other game when my xbox crashed.

Morrowind is one of my favorite games of all time, but I will never play it again because my level 60 character that took three years to build was defeated by technical difficulties with my xbox.

Morrowind did not consume my life, as I was able to maintain good grades and stay involved with sports, but much of my spare time was spent playing it.

I miss Morrowind.

by chadbrochill18 February 25, 2008

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008

microwave

makes random noises at 3AM.

mike hawk: *turns on microwave*
microwave: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*

by a famous austrian painter April 28, 2021

mirror of shame

when two sets of partners are engaging in doggy-style intercourse. The key is symmetry, as each pair faces one another, the females proceed to make out while the male counter-parts slap fives in celebration

Dude I heard frank and tom pulled a sweet mirror of shame last night on those asian twins.

by Mot Noslo November 14, 2006

mirror pronouns

Mirror pronouns are often used by people that are comfortable with any pronouns, but prefer for you to use your own pronouns when talking about them.

A: I use mirror pronouns.

G: What's that?

A: I means you use your pronouns for me.

G: oh ok cool!

She/her (X uses she/her pronouns)

X: She was having a great time at the wedding, she was so fun to be around.

He/him (G uses he/him pronouns)

G: Look at him, he's winning the game!

They/they (H uses they/them pronouns)

H: They should be fine with the birthday party.

It/its (T uses it/its pronouns)

T: It should be here soon, don't worry, it won't forget to come.

Xe/xem (O uses xe/xem pronouns)

O: I told you xe would like ice cream, but no, now xer sad. Look what you did!

by Nopenopeinope October 1, 2021