Merkinstock 

Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.

It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.

Merkinstock by Clayton Sullivan February 15, 2004

birkenstocks 

Lesbian Prada.

That is, however UD insists on 20 letters and 3 words, so this is just filler.

Person A: She is wearing birkenstocks.
Person B: She must be a tuppence-licker.

birkenstocks by fubarderby February 11, 2005

birkenstocks 

lesbian sandals
a disgrace to footwear
that shit that vsco girls wear

Bella - “look at my new birkenstocks !”
Liam - “ get that lesbian shit out of here”

birkenstocks by iiAmSpooky October 20, 2019

birkenstock

The most awesome shoes ever invented! Made to fit your feet perfectly- they get batter with age!

Dude- i have had my Birkenstocks for over 7 years and they keep getting better and better!

birkenstock by Angie LK April 23, 2008

birkenstocks 

The ugliest shoes ever. Often worn by the great unwashed, college students, and people with ugly feet.

Ew, look at that chick's skanky feet in those birkenstocks! She needs to put on some nail polish and real shoes!

birkenstocks by surely February 9, 2005

Merkinstock 

Similar to Birkenstocks, Merkinstocks are sandals made from pubic wigs. They are designed to warm the feet and provide a unique new look for the fashionable individual.

"Becky, check out Ashley's Merkinstocks."

"I know! They're so flashy! What a whore!"

Merkinstock by MtnDewGuy March 4, 2013

birkenstocks 

Not only sandals. Best shoes ever. Last forever.

Jeff:Hey what shoes are everyone wearing to the fair?
Maddy:Birkenstocks.
Jeff:I shouldn't of asked. I knew the answer.

birkenstocks by 👤 May 19, 2015