Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties is an underground urban legend about a gay boy who can be summoned by a certain phrase/game.
He is well most known by this little poem by those who are victims of his crimes.
Victims of his crimes spend all of their time cooking up stew while being haunted by the who. Who is the boy, who has come for new toys. Piles of men, ten by ten. Hide your member, he was born in december. Coming to you soon, he will be nude. Run and hide, or your dick will die.
The poem associated with him is;
He is well most known by this little poem by those who are victims of his crimes.
Victims of his crimes spend all of their time cooking up stew while being haunted by the who. Who is the boy, who has come for new toys. Piles of men, ten by ten. Hide your member, he was born in december. Coming to you soon, he will be nude. Run and hide, or your dick will die.
The poem associated with him is;
“*Alickity Dickity Saggy Mitties*,say it 3 times and he’ll be there like a kitty. To know he has came, just call out his name. Beware of your pickle, cause he’ll come to tickle. And when your not looking, he’ll use it for cooking..”
by urbanlegendteller August 21, 2021
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Particularly useful if the motter finds himself with an incapacitated lower limb and is unable to assume a standard frontal prone motting position between the mottees legs.
The stool takes inspiration from the legendary Marcelo Bielsa and his infamous stool that could often be spotted pitchside in the technical area.
Particularly useful if the motter finds himself with an incapacitated lower limb and is unable to assume a standard frontal prone motting position between the mottees legs.
The stool takes inspiration from the legendary Marcelo Bielsa and his infamous stool that could often be spotted pitchside in the technical area.
Dislocated the knee again at the weekend and I’m on crutches for the foreseeable, will have to get Bielsa’s Motting Stool out the loft.
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2) Verb - The act of sexual intercourse, ie shag
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1) 'She's mottie' - pointing to a very attractive woman
2) 'I'd mottie her mate' - pointing to a very attractive woman
2) 'I'd mottie her mate' - pointing to a very attractive woman
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Guy 1: "Man, check out that G - she got some nice Tedium Mitties there!"
Guy 2: "Yeh, I'd love to lose my face in those!"
Guy 2: "Yeh, I'd love to lose my face in those!"
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By attacking 47% of Americans, Mitt Romney ended his hopes for the Office of the President. The insult provided by the candidate to the voters is now known as "Mitticide".
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