mindsterbate

An alternative to having intelligent conversation with other people, in which you have a conversation or debate with yourself, either aloud or in your head. Often caused by the absence of intelligent friends or acquaintances.

Man, my friends are such idiots. I have to mindsterbate every night.

by mes-toa October 15, 2005

Salty Prime Minister

A Canadian sex act performed on a man, referred to as the "Prime Minister." The man's partner covers the Prime Minister's penis in maple syrup and Pop Rocks prior to performing fellatio on him.

Robin: "Do you have any Pop Rocks?"
Ted: "No, why?"
Robin: "Have you ever heard of a Salty Prime Minister?"
Ted: "No..."
Robin: "Nevermind."

by Komodeo October 9, 2012

Mindsterbating

The act of masterbating without using any masterbatory aids such as pronography.

Friend 1- Why didnt you answer your phone?

Friend 2- Sorry, I was mindsterbating to the memory of those two chicks kissing at the party lastnight.

Friend 1- You're pathetic.

by Jack Hambit April 2, 2011

mexican minister of defense

a mexican f1 driver who shows extremely talented defensive skills

"Sergio Perez again covers off Lewis Hamilton"
"Wow, he's basically the Mexican minister of defense!"

by odoggy21 January 4, 2022

Dutch Prime Minister

A Christmas game in which wooden clogs are filled with human excrement and hidden around the house.

Once we finish opening stockings, let's see how long it takes us to play a round of Dutch Prime Minister!

by mile211 July 30, 2018

mindster

absolut brainiac, combining clever & smart and some reason to change things like he wants.
with tricky and down-to-earth mind he explains to simple- as like as well-minded.

You got it all figured out, do you? -
Well, you got to use your mind. -
You're a true mindster, indeed.

by mindster1 April 12, 2011

dentist-to-minister ratio

Preferred metric for the white trash level of an area. If the dentist-to-minister ratio is appallingly low, then the area is a white trash hellhole.

All this creationism shit seems to be a problem wherever the dentist-to-minister ratio is appallingly low.

by Mark the Blogger March 25, 2005