maintenance call

Periodic phone calls placed to one's significant other when out for a prolonged period of time (eg 4 hours or more) with friends. The periodic phone call is intentionally structured to prevent a blow-up or fight after the outing is concluded, which would invariably take ten times longer to resolve that the time to place a brief check-in call.

"Hey, let me put in a maintenance call to my woman, before we go into the bar."

by RFsquash January 8, 2012

Minvent

Me invent; (Minventable- able to be invented by me) Slang Hispanic term for me invent

I minvented my friend a new hairline, because his was really bad.

by Jacob Kendal May 20, 2015

life maintenance

The basic things one needs to do to keep life flowing smoothly along. May include, but not limited to: laundry, grocery shopping, cleaning (of refrigerator, bathroom, kitchen), paying bills.

"What'cha doin' Saturday?"
"Gotta do some life maintenance. Fridge is empty and laundry basket is full."

by wickdude February 9, 2007

minenhle

A beautiful human being that is kind and generous, loves socialising and is unapologetically her/himself.

Also means “beautiful day” if directly translated from Zulu to English

It’s such a “minenhle” today.
I wish I was like “Minenhle.”

by FrancescaHunter January 27, 2021

Poop mittens

Another word for toilet paper.

Hey don't forget to pack some poop mittens for the camping trip.

by KQF February 12, 2009

Mantenance

Any form of male grooming.

"Yo dude, I gotta run. Gonna do some mantenance. Gotta be tough on the scruff!"

by joshinatorg January 29, 2009

maintenance like

You like a picture or a post on facebook made by a someone that you might want to date someday or eventually just to stay in contact with her/him. A very low effort way to make sure that your target gets notice on facebook or probably even a notice on her/his cellphone that you still follow her/his activities.

Q: That chick whose new profile picture you liked on facbook yesterday is friggin hot
A: Yeah, just gave her a maintenance like to make sure to hook up with her someday

by fotzk February 19, 2012