minivan

when you give your girl two (fingers) in the front and five in the rear

william gave his girlfriend a minivan last night during sex

by do words January 30, 2018

The Minivan

Female digital stimulation where 2 fingers are inserted into the vaginal canal, and a full fist into the anus.

The Minivan? Two up front, five in the back, baby!

by Timmy Thunderpants October 20, 2006

the minivan

Just like it sounds, two in the front, five in the back (child seats not required but accepatable).
Preferred by soocer milfs. (Bong...)

I was at a soccer game the other day, and I walked up to your mother and ripped off her mom's jeans, and proceeded to put two fingers in her worn-out five kid puss and gave her other orfice (her gaping asshole) a heavyweight prize-fighter knockout punch. The minivan!

by B.I.G. Brown September 26, 2006

minivanning

minivanning -noun. the sexual act of inserting two fingers in the vagina and whole fist in the anus simultaneously.

I was minivanning this chick.

by Tacosalad July 13, 2012

Minivan

The fat friend in the group.

"Then your fat friend her nickname is minivan." - Kayne West

by LBTMFATMRCLEAN February 22, 2008

Minivan

The fat girl, usually spotted in a trio or quad group of girls. Minivans typically dress as if they were attractive. These swift moving, fast talking creatures will stay close to an attractive girl, and live of playing as a cock block

"Yo Stacy was lookin good today, so I felt like I should holla at her for a change. I got her attention but that damn MINIVAN parked in front of her."

"Why is that MINIVAN wearing a skirt, nobody needs to see that."

by anonymous1uno February 29, 2008

Minivan

Similar to the shocker (2 in the coin slot, 1 in the balloon knot), the act of putting 2 fingers in the vagina and a fist in the ass. Called the minivan because it fits 2 in the front and 5 in the back.

Dr. Bearb was wondering if anyone wanted to take a ride in the minivan?

by millertime32 October 3, 2009