mingeritus

An incredibly ugly girl who is dating an attractive guy, suddenly the girl becomes unbearably arrogant and condescending towards her family, friends and work colleagues. This situation particularly arises when a guy is using the girl for his own sexual gratification.

Ah mate, recently my bird is so up herself . She's coming down with a serious case of mingeritus!

by JH'82 June 21, 2007

Diamond Miner

The sexiest most dangerous of all gold diggers. A successful gold digger that targets billionaires and celebrities. They are ruthless as they only care about money while being good at getting what they want. Will not hesitate to leave you after she drains your finances, health, dignity, and soul.

"See that hot 19 year old with the CEO of x company?" Dan says, "Man that's one fine diamond miner."

Poor Bill died penniless from suicide after his wife left him for some punk kid while taking all his money from the divorce. No chick that loves a man would ever do that. What a diamond miner.

by Moozers Cow August 17, 2011

minger

a male or female who fell out of the ugly tree at birth and hit every branch on the way down

God that girl/boy is so minging she really needs to work on her personality

by dolly dagger March 30, 2003

miner diet

diet consisting of eating nothing for an extended period of time with the intention of losing weight. Cannot be used in conjunction with any other diet.

Mike: Dude, did you see how much weight Matt lost?

Nate: Yea man... He must have been on the miner diet because he was fat a month ago.

by freshness guaranteed September 5, 2010

Trapped Chilean Miner

A gentlemen who was required to "take one for the team" (i.e. the act of defiling a lady of size as part of an overall "team strategy") is lured and trapped by an unwanted and unexpected act of face-sitting.

Dude, you owe big time. She suffocated me like a trapped chilean miner!

by Five Dollar Dazzle January 12, 2011

Kingman Daily Miner

A poorly written newspaper that covers the greater Kingman area. The paper has become well known for it's relatively asinine stories and ridiculous letters to the editor. Among non-Kingmanites the paper has reached a level of hilarity that may be close to that of Best-Of-Craigslist.

Man: Hey did you read that front page article in the Kingman Daily Miner today about that dog named "Meatball"?

Man #2: Holy shitsnacks that was hilariously fucking stupid, thank God for the Miner when there isn't any new Best-Of-Craigslist's to read.

by Turd Ferguson's illiterate son August 8, 2012

Minceraft

An Easter egg in the game Minecraft that has the letter e and the letter c swapped. It is a rarely occurring Easter egg with a 0.010% chance to be the title.

Guy 1: Hey Guy 2, have you ever had the Minecraft logo be Minceraft?
Guy 2: Yeah, it happened once.

by Spaoggers April 22, 2020